I just decided to do the maths on Tevi's ability to run to the shops 3.5Km away in "5 to 10 minutes".
A professional sprinter, unencumbered, can run about 100 meters in roughly 10 seconds. To get to the shops in ten minutes, Tevi would have to run an average of about 58 meters every ten seconds. To get there in five, she would have to run an average of 116 meters every ten seconds.
As she's doing that with that bag on her back, this means that she could probably run faster than an Olympic Gold Medal Sprinter for as far, or further than, an Olympic Gold Medal Marathon Runner.
Now, I want to know. WHO IS HER GRANDMOTHER!?!?
Tevy needs to come with a health warning:
CAUTION subject contains excessive sweetness, may cause diabetic reaction.
On that note, give her a Red bull and see what happens.
tommym at 8:56AM, July 20, 2010
Dear Satoshi, great page! few of my friends can keep up with me tommym
coonstantlytorn at 1:43PM, July 2, 2010
Well at least you're making progress. Make sure not to overdo it, otherwise it'll take longer to heal.
Xatiav at 2:29AM, July 2, 2010
There's some good reasons to be pissed, indeed. I hope you'll have a speed recovery..
Dudewise at 7:41PM, June 30, 2010
Heh. So sweet, she'll give you cavities.
Lusus Naturae at 11:09AM, June 30, 2010
Wow... I wanna know how old her grandmother is! 5 hours? Golly, she'd be more fit than my gym teacher!
Dragondeathlord at 10:18AM, June 30, 2010
PS eating Knox Jello will help the hand heal Google it.
Dragondeathlord at 10:16AM, June 30, 2010
Holding hand and Skipping?Perkiness? And exercise like my one sister? You know she must die right?
Caffeine at 7:04AM, June 29, 2010
"YOUR PERKINESS DISGUSTS ME!" PFFFFF AHAHAHAHAHA XD best line of my life!
mushy at 8:37AM, June 28, 2010
glad to hear your getting better.
Anubis at 2:10AM, June 27, 2010
ohhhh physio sucks
Amp Zaphrix at 10:29PM, June 26, 2010
Don't worry, Satoshi, we're still around, waiting patiently. Get well soon, hun.
Darius Drake at 9:45PM, June 26, 2010
Oh, and I forgot to mention that my calculations obviously ignored how long it would take to cross roads and the like.
Darius Drake at 9:43PM, June 26, 2010
I just decided to do the maths on Tevi's ability to run to the shops 3.5Km away in "5 to 10 minutes". A professional sprinter, unencumbered, can run about 100 meters in roughly 10 seconds. To get to the shops in ten minutes, Tevi would have to run an average of about 58 meters every ten seconds. To get there in five, she would have to run an average of 116 meters every ten seconds. As she's doing that with that bag on her back, this means that she could probably run faster than an Olympic Gold Medal Sprinter for as far, or further than, an Olympic Gold Medal Marathon Runner. Now, I want to know. WHO IS HER GRANDMOTHER!?!?
DJLink at 9:19PM, June 26, 2010
lol skipping
alexdarkangel at 6:22PM, June 26, 2010
Tevy needs to come with a health warning: CAUTION subject contains excessive sweetness, may cause diabetic reaction. On that note, give her a Red bull and see what happens.
DracheLehre at 5:56PM, June 26, 2010
WOO PAGE!
Darius Drake at 5:33PM, June 26, 2010
I wonder how hard her "hard training" is. I mean, she is carrying that heavy bag and still walking faster than Heidi, easily.
Anrikus at 4:14PM, June 26, 2010
and Heids day just started ^_^ good to see you so soon ;)
crazy_goodfellow at 1:55PM, June 26, 2010
three hours of exercise!? wow, that is incredible.