- 87 - The Proper Way To Use A Broadsword
- 86 - The Smell Of Rainbows
- Wonder-Love - 009
- The Crooked Bell - A Short Comic Memoir
- 85 - The Thumper Thumper
- 84 - Enter the Jewhuahua
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man - 011 - Beaver Blasters
- Wonder-Love - 008
- 83 - Let Me Tell You A Story
- 82 - You think you know him. But you don't
- 081 - A Clean Mouth
- 080 - The Drinking Game
- Wonder-Love - 007
- 079 - Flipping The Bird
- 078 - A Space Oddity
- 077 - He's a Shit-Pants
- 076 - The Protestor
- 075 - The Beetle Knows What To Do
- 074 - Snake
- 073 - The Question To Which He Responds "Boysenberry"
- Wonder-Love - 006
- Wonder-Love - 005
- Wonder-Love - 004
- Wonder-Love - 003
- Wonder-Love - 002
- Wonder-Love - 001
- 072 - A Wish To Be A Real Boy
- 071 - Squid'd
- 070 - The Seeds Of Doubt
- 069 - A Fishy Metamorphosis
- 068 - The Crow And The Pitcher
- 067 - Ribbons Of Fortunes Tellings
- 066 - When Nigel Met Nigelina
- 065 - Connie The Magician's Grand Finale!
- 064 - Connie The Magician's Grand Entrance!
- 063 - Invasion Of The Carrot Eaters
- 062 - Dead Cat And The Summer Sun
- 061 - The Summoning Of Thor, Mighty God Of Thunder
- 060 - Jealousy Thy Name Is Myles Part III
- 059 - Jealousy Thy Name Is Myles Part II
- 058 - Jealousy Thy Name Is Myles Part I
- 057 - The God of Tiny Plastic Cocktail Sabers
- 056 - Life Is Better With Emu!
- 055 - Pro-bono
- 054 - The Mechanical Doppleganger
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man - 010 - 16.7% of Asians
- 053 - Resurrection of The Dead
- 052 - Poetry Of Philosophy
- 051 - Digg'n A Hole
- 050 - The Return
- 049 - A Secret Identity
- 048 - The Muse Of The Dead
- 047 - The Attack Of The Pygmy Vampire
- 046 - The Return Of Limitless Imagination
- 045 - The Intervention
- 044 - The Ernest Paradox
- 043 - Pebbles And Dead Cats
- 042 - Chia Pet
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man - 009 - Cliffhanger
- 041 - Suddenly There Is Innovation
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man - 008 - Jack Leaf The Forest Fairy
- 040 - Monsters Under The Bed
- 039 - Giant Cannibal Flowers From 2000 Years In The Future
- 038 - The New "Do"
- 037 - Global Warming
- 036 - If Trees Could Talk
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man - 007 - Toy Boat
- 035 - Fire
- 034 - Taxi Cab Ride
- 033 - Dead Cat Meets Milton
- Unamed Comic - 002 - Daily Cup Of Tea
- 032 - A Realization Of Lost Purpose
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man - 006 - The Plastic Surgery Challenge
- 031 - The Introduction Of Dead Cat
- 030 - Anna Purna
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man 05 - True Love
- 029 - Journey To The Colonies
- 028 - Termites
- 027 - Child Abuse
- 026 - The Nefarious Plans of Bees
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man - 004 - The Comfy Chair
- 025 - The Sound of Impending Doom
- 024 - How To Draw A Gag Strip
- 023 - Poor Role Models
- Unamed Comic - 001
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man - 003 - Fool's Dog
- 022 - The Depressing Feeling In The Pit Of Your Stomach
- 021 - Wide Mouths
- 020 - 10 Ways To Use Your Mangy Dog For Science
- 019 - Lunchables, Seagulls, and Longshoremen
- 018 - Limitless Imagination
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man - 002 - Master Debaters of "Kiddy" Porn
- 017 - Sugar Baked Honey Monkeys
- Toby and The Worm - 002 - Mosquito Shmomuito
- The Dreadfully Tragic Escapades of Stick and Man - 001 - To Catch The Gay
- 016 - Alligator Wrestling
- 015 - The Purpose of a Life With Garter Snakes
- 014 - The Metaphysical Existence of Fuzz
- 013 - Licking
- 012 - The Essense of Pure Kitten
- Toby and The Worm - 001 - Always Remember To Floss!
- 011 - Is That A Mars Bar in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
- 010 - The Really Quite Frightening Curse of The Mummy
- 009 - An Artist At Work
- 008 - Surf's Up
- 007 - Meat Bath
- 006 - Lactose Intolerant
- 005 - An April Fool's Day April Fool
- 004 - The Happy Butterfly
- 003 - Paddle Ball Roulette
- 002 - Spiders
- 001 - Lemonade Ice Cubes
006 - Lactose Intolerant
Captain_Rickets on Feb. 28, 2006
Due to the outpouring of support for Shiny Things I am going to adding an extra day to the update outline. Now on you can enjoy new Shiny Things Mon-Wed-Fri. So Enjoy.
thatreevesgirl at 7:33AM, July 23, 2006
ewwww... I read these strips a long time ago, but I'm rereading and voting. Yay for that.
beefcrisp at 1:38AM, March 28, 2006
he'll look like skeletor soon, COOL!
thegraveyardshiftuk at 11:20AM, March 10, 2006
Dude watch out for the dairy things, even worse than the blendertron x
whiteninja at 9:15PM, March 7, 2006
I love this comic. The style is perfect for the jokes.
Zephyr_light at 5:33PM, March 6, 2006
dairy products... funny(s)!
ZoeStead at 3:02AM, March 3, 2006
Great style!
Bunny at 1:09PM, March 2, 2006
aw poor lil guy... hes still cute even though his face is falling off
silus at 3:44AM, March 2, 2006
We've all been there...
huxtiblejones at 12:19AM, March 2, 2006
FROGOET TO RAPE YOU. RATE YOU EYE MEEN.
huxtiblejones at 12:19AM, March 2, 2006
Hahaha, it was a great route to go, what with leaving him smiling even in the last panel. Gooood stuffff
inseutculnaime at 10:48PM, March 1, 2006
Timing is everything.
x3022 at 8:07PM, March 1, 2006
i've read about 100 different comics today on dd (well, maybe 83) and this is the first one that made me laugh out loud. dairy products! please, take this 5
coinilius at 6:52PM, March 1, 2006
That is hilariously funny :D
Jon Hanson at 4:11PM, March 1, 2006
Great punch line.
Rosseh at 3:05PM, March 1, 2006
ouch
bobo_81 at 12:46PM, March 1, 2006
Yes, the two are often confused. It's a common mistake.
ZIMsonic at 12:46PM, March 1, 2006
from what i can recall, milton both terrified me and made me laugh. like all clowns should. so yeah, i would be happy to see his return.
Captain_Rickets at 11:17AM, March 1, 2006
You bring up an interesting point Cory and so I will pose a question to you folks who remember Milton the Zombie Clown. . . Do you miss him?
CORY at 10:20AM, March 1, 2006
Are we looking at the return of a Zombie Clown? Perhaps!
Blaktie at 9:23AM, March 1, 2006
You... Fuckin... ROck..
spaz at 3:55AM, March 1, 2006
Damn dairy products
Araseth at 3:37AM, March 1, 2006
awesome... I used to use a somewhat similar cartooning style... I still do... its different but still... similar... somewhat... I have just confused myself...
glimmer at 2:35AM, March 1, 2006
bwahahaha
randomlogic at 2:03AM, March 1, 2006
He seems remarkable calm for a person who's face is melting off.