#7 .........Pizza!

YoungNastyMan on Sept. 13, 2007

It sucks. Whenever I fight scum beings in pitch darkness, I get really hungry. It sucks, cause it's usually in some deep labyrinth or some other egregious horror that my adventurous spirit causes me to encounter. My ration of choice, the noble pizza is always absent from my rucksack, and it drives me into relentless killing sprees, with concrete encrusted, rusty rebar. It's all good, though, as I roll a 20 on my willpower check with my L337 skills, and I calm down. This is, of course, after I've consumed my own hands.