Totally Not a Movie
freakenburger on Jan. 10, 2018
Sunny is having a hard time convincing people that the Crusader is a thing. Apparently, they just aren't listening… Well, at least this makes it easier to deliver the two deaths promised at the cover for this chapter, lol. Stay tuned for more!
bravo1102 at 4:07PM, Jan. 10, 2018
Those who never listen are doomed to die. But if they did listen whatever plans they make would get them killed anyway. Kind of a lose--lose situation.
bravo1102 at 11:00PM, Jan. 10, 2018
Thats one thing I liked about Zombeavers. The one to survive was the coolest one and also the most overtly sexual.
freakenburger at 9:41PM, Jan. 10, 2018
In slasher fiction, sadly, surviving the full feature thing is really, REALLY rare. To make it worse, it's always the unlikeable mary-sue the one that ends the movie in one piece, lel. That is THE one thing that triggers me in slasher movies. If only one is allowed to survive, at least make it be the coolest on the bunch...