webcomics heh on Oct. 20, 2009
Now I might be tempted to help a bro out and float some bum a buck into his little tin cup of misery if I knew he'd smarten up and buy a clue.* But more than likely the moment he gets that cash in hand I know he's going to do his best Jesse Owens impression and hotfoot it to the nearest crack dealer. Aw hells naw.
I busted my ass** to earn my money and it's already ear-marked for necesary expenses*** not hobo-meth-time. So next time you think about bumming some cash off of me you might just find I have a little something stuck in my throat, “ahem… F'COUGH!”**** Heh.
*Giving BJs in an alley so you can buy rocks. Great lifestyle choice there brah.
**I'm a PROFESSIONAL. That's why I get paid.
***Netflix and Smirnoff Ice for the win. Heh.
****Say this outloud. It's pretty lol brah. Double Heh.
webcomicicon at 6:46PM, Oct. 22, 2009
I bet she died from getting a can embedded in her f'n head!
seth the hippo at 5:21PM, Oct. 22, 2009
I approve of the Oliver reference :)
machinehead at 7:23PM, Oct. 21, 2009
I think if the chick has big juggs she will get gawked at either way.
mfc at 1:33PM, Oct. 21, 2009
lol. That's where all my money has been going, huh?
harkovast at 4:36AM, Oct. 21, 2009
Damn poor people! Why dont they get with the program and become rich like the rest of us?
SHAME at 10:41PM, Oct. 20, 2009
i kno how to look realistically dead you smack em with a baseball bat several times then pour arsenic in thier mouth and lastly slit their throat (if you want it to attract more attention gather blood from the cut wound and cover the body and the area around the body with it)