Chapter 4 - Mario raids the ice castle part 5

Nintendude on Feb. 21, 2008

Does this happen to you?
You try sooooooo hard not to get burned and it still happens…
Do you wish it could stop?
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Of course poor earl died trying to prove this by wearing the pants while traveling to the sun.
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This offer is NOT in stores…yeah…if it is in stores I burn the place down and steal their microwaves.
Oh **** your not suppost to hear that!
COMMERICAL END!…..what do you mean I can't end the commerical John, what? contract agreement says it's an INFOmerical!
AWWWWWWW ****!
I'm still on aren't I?
John: yes…
CALL NOW OR CHANGE THE CHANNEL QUICK!