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stickboybob on March 2, 2009

there are things that, someday, an ugly person will attempt to do to you. at this time it is appropriate to violently flog this person with a large club-like rubber chicken with spikes so as to assert that they are to first present you with noodles before commiting such an act.

now, for homework, analyze that sentence and tell me what it means. class dismissed.