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Tales of the Heartless(Jack Lone)

jerrie on Sept. 10, 2020

Captain JACK LONE

BEST friend of Hank Murphy…they often sail together to loot Tergan, Tendrin and Granly ships of their booty!um…like his buddy One Leg Murphy…Jack refuses to bathe…Pirates LOOT! we Pillage! we dont bathe!(philosophy shared by both Jack and One Leg Murphy) Jacks scars came the same night One Leg Murphy lost his leg…Jack's prostitute called him a filthy smelly pig, and demanded that Jack bathe… Jack, insulted, slapped the woman…she pulled out a knife, and the fight was on…Jack got diced up, and ran for his life…his scars are a reminder of that night.Most days, he has plenty of looted gold coin…and..if asked…he'll suck it up, and bathe. ‘'Showers? too much money to install, and they take up valuable Ship space,’' Jack believes.

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KDog at 9:20PM, Sept. 21, 2020

These dudes just don't wanna bathe!

jerrie at 4:28PM, Sept. 22, 2020

do your nose a favor...dont sail with them!

El Cid at 3:51PM, Sept. 12, 2020

This not bathing thing is a recurring problem with pirates, I see...

jerrie at 10:08PM, Sept. 12, 2020

with SOME of them.

plymayer at 5:44PM, Sept. 10, 2020

jerrie at 12:10PM, Sept. 11, 2020

thanks Plymayer

fallopiancrusader at 9:14AM, Sept. 10, 2020

Maybe Jack Lone and his crew need to jump in the water and cover themselves with remoras (AKA suckerfish). I hear that's the manly way for a pirate to bathe! XD XD

jerrie at 12:19PM, Sept. 10, 2020

lol!!!!

agentny003 at 3:40AM, Sept. 10, 2020

He and Captain Jack Sparrow or one in the same XD

jerrie at 6:19AM, Sept. 10, 2020

Jack takes baths! at least I THINK he does!

bravo1102 at 12:58AM, Sept. 10, 2020

Jest walk ye plank an' dive in the water. Arrr, we'll even toss ye a bar o'soap we will. Watch for the sharks arrr--

jerrie at 2:43AM, Sept. 10, 2020

LOL!!!!!His whole crew needs to do this

Tales of the Heartless(Jack Lone)

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