- 371: Young Legends
- 370: Wait For Me
- 369: Recover
- 368: Diamonds
- 367: How They Want Me To Be
- 366: Sabotage
- 365: Anymore
- 364: Best Of 2009
- 363: Poison Arrow
- 362: Rill Rill
- 361: Take Care
- 360: Don't Steal Our Sun
- 359: Deckchairs And Cigarettes
- 358: Sweet Darling
- 357: Animals Wearing Clothes
- 356: Nothing But You And Me
- 355: What A Waste
- 354: Autumn Beds
- 353: Satelite Skin
- 352: The Music Makers
- 351: Cold Cold Heart
- 350: The Saltwater Room
- 349: It's Gonna Break
- 348: Best Of 2008
- 347: Young Pilgrim
- 346: Eucalyptus
VOLUME VII: 345: Hustle Rose
- 344: Grey Weather
- 343: Isle Of Her
- 342: The Turn
- 341: Obviously 5 Believers
- 340: Evident Utensil
- 339: Catch And Release
- 338: Planet Health
- 337: High Speed
- 336: Just Like Honey
- 335: Sentimental Heart
- 334: The Rose Captain
- 333: Little Bit
- 332: Milk Thistle
- 331: Walls
- 330: Best Of 2007
- 329: The Beginning Is The End Is The Beginning
- 328: Here's To You
VOLUME VI: 327: Falling Without Knowing
- 326: Until The Day Is Done
- 325: Weekend Wars
- 324: Ocean
- 323: Dumb Luck
- 322: Fire In Your Belly
- 321: What's A Girl To Do?
- 320: From Where I'm Standing
- 319: $20
- 318: The Night Starts Here
- 317: Life 2: The Unhappy Ending
- 316: Peace Beneath The City
- 315: Ten Cent Blues
- 314: Take The Bit Between Your Teeth
- 313: Keys To The City
- 312: Invasion
- 311: Section 26 (We Crawl)
- 310: Ceremony
- 309: Bizarre Love Triangle
- 308: Mary-Christ
- 307: Magic Carpet Ride
- 306: The Calendar Hung Itself
- 305: Blue Jeans
- 304: Chapel Hill
VOLUME V: 303: Live Forever
- 302: Another Nail For My Heart
- 301: Home
- 300: Gone To Earth
- 299: Radical Or Pro-Parental
- 298: Clark Gable
- 297: Stellar
- 296: 7 Shades Of Black
- 295: Not About Love
- 294: Hotwax
- 293: Know Your Onion!
- 292: Siete Horas
- 291: Barabajagal
- 290: Malo
- 289: Forming/Hot Chocolate Boy
- 288: Why So Blue?
- 287: Rabbit Furcoat
- 286: Bruise Pristine
- 285: The Bitter End
- 284: God Only Knows
- 283: Pageant Of The Bizarre
- 282: Odiata Per Le Sue Virtu
- 281: Whole Wide World
- 280: Peach, Plum, Pear
- 279: This Month, Day 10
- 278: Waste It On
- 277: Elevator Love Letter
- 276: John Wayne Gacy, Jr.
- 275: Like Flames
- 274: Velouria
- 273: Worn Me Down
- 272: No More Words
- 271: Only In Dreams
- 270: The Greater Times
- 269: Expo '86
- 268: Publisher
- 267: Spring And By Summer Fall
- 266: Daydream Believer
- 265: Voices Carry
- 264: Electron Blue
- 263: In This Twilight
- 262: Catwalkin'
- 261: Sunset And Soon Forgotten
- 260: Cosmic Wheels
- 259: Army Of Me
- 258: Readymade
- 257: This Place Is A Prison
- 256: Waitin' On A Superman
- 255: Soft Revolution
- 254: If I Fall
- 253: Off The Hook
- 252: Music Is My Hot Hot Sex
- 251: New Round
- 250: Oh God, Where Are You Now? (In Pickeral Lake? Pigeon? Marquette? Mackinaw?)
- 249: The First Time I Saw Your Face
- 248: Not A Second Time
- 247: Time After Time
- 246: Disintegration
- 245: Spill The Wine
- 244: De Doo Doo De Da Da Da
- 243: Policy Of Truth
- 242: Every Day Is Exactly The Same
- 241: Cellphone's Dead
- 240: Paper Tiger
- 239: The Story Of Yo La Tengo
- 238: Play With Fire
- 237: Tony's Theme
- 236: Cat On The Wall
- 235: Reasons To Be Beautiful
- 234: Boys On The Radio
- 233: Nothern Star
- 232: Lady Godiva's Operation
- 231: We Dance Alone
- 230: It's Your Life
- 229: Things We Said Today
- 228: Strange Apparition
- 227: 1000 BPM
- 226: With Or Without You
VOLUME VI: 225: Cut Here
- 224: Rosa Pastel
- 223: Sleeping Lessons
- 222: Fourth Time Around
- 221: The Japanese Alphabet Road With Chinese Bellflower's Sweet Smell
- 220: The Destroyed Room
- 219: Little Lover's So Polite
- 218: Get Behind Me, Santa!
- 217: Suddenly I See
- 216: Martha My Dear
- 215: Cold Brains
- 214: Sister Winter
- 213: Best Of 2006
- 212: Star Of Wonder
- 211: Street Hassle
- 210: Metal Heart
- 209: Ready Steady Go
- 208: The Legionnaire's Lament
- 207: Mushaboom
- 206: Swept Away
- 205: The Big One
- 204: Old Enough
- 203: O, Valencia!
- 202: Phantom Limb
- 201: Fidelity
- 200: Oh I Get It Fern! You Name Your Strip Titles After Songs Or Lyrics Ina Song! You're So Deep!
- 199: Your Honor
- 198: Catch My Disease
- 197: Let's Get Lost
- 196: Ticket Man
- 195: Around My Smile
- 194: Unhappy Birthday
- 193: We Are What You Say
- 192: Super Sexy Woman
- 191: Dead Disco
- 190: Secret Lovers
- 189: Spite and Malice
- 188: Melody of Certain Three
- 187: Rise Up With Fists
- 186: American Girl
- 185: Needle In The Hay
- 184: Ohh La La
- 183: Lost Cause
- 182: Don't Confess
- 181: Plenty Of Paper
- 180: Nothing In This World Can Stop Me Worrin' 'Bout That Girl
- 179: 21st Century
- 178: I Can't Get Enough Of You
- 177: Concrete & Clay
- 176: Free As A Bird
- 175: Running Up That Hill
- 174: Making Time
- 173: Annie-Dog
- 172: Only When I Lose Myself
- 171: Drunkship Of Lanterns
- 170: Date With The Night
- 169: Monkey Gone To Heaven
- 168: I Have To Remember To Forget
- 167: Do You Want To Know A Secret
- 166: Rock 'N' Roll Suicide
- 165: Friday I'm In Love
- 164: It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
- 163: Love Me Do
- 162: Gold Lion
- 161: Throw Away Your Television
- 160: Helter Skelter
VOLUME III: 159: Don't Panic
- 158: And In The End, The Love You Take, Is Equal To The Love You Make
- 157: I'm Just Waiting On A Friend
- 156: I Will Remember You, Will You Remember Me?
- 155: And Suddendly Everything Has Changed
- 154: Nobody Knows Where They Might End Up
- 153: Fake Plastic Trees
- 152: Hand In Glove
- 151: Idioteque
- 150: Watching You In Slow Motion As You Turn Around And Say
- 149: I Hope That Everything's Not Lost
- 148: I Didn't Mean To Hurt You, I'm Just A Jealous Guy
- 147: Left Foot Trapped In Sensual Seduction
- 146: A Poetic Retelling Of An Unfortune Seduction
- 145: A Poetic Telling Of An Unfortune Seduction
- 144: He's A Burger Queen
- 143: There Is Always One Future
- 142: Walk On
- 141: We Can't Play This Game Anymore, But Can We Still Be Friends?
- 140: Because You're Mine, I Walk The Line
- 139: Turn And Face The Strange Ch-Ch-Changes
- 138: A Death For No Reason Is Murder
- 137: 'Cause I'm A Voodo Child
- 136: All The Young Dudes, Carry The News
- 135: What Fern Did During His Philosophy Midterm
- 134: Wish I Knew What You Were Looking For
- 133: Ladies And Gentlemen We're Floating In Space
- 132: The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
- 131: Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
- 130: Are The Fatherfuckers Ready For The Motherfuckers?
- 129: Are The Motherfuckers Ready For The Fatherfuckers?
- 128: Ever Fallen In Love, In Love With Someone?
- 127: Boy You're Going To Carry That Weight A Long Time
- 126: Last Night I Heard Lepers Flinch Like Birth Defects
- 125: Call Me On The Line, Call Me, Call Me Anytime
- 124: I Do What I Want, And I Want What I See
- 123: Look Who's Here, Well Well Well, Guess It's Time For Show And Tell
- 122: You're The Girl On The Wing, I'm The Bomb Stormer
- 121: It Will Rally All The Workers On Strike For A Better Pay
- 120: Eddie's Amazing 2D Day
- 119: Rebel Rebel, It's On Your Dress
- 118: Fern's 3D Day At The Park
- 117: Until I Die Of A Broken Heart
- 116: BLFQ Spells Mom & Dad, Well That Ain't Too Bad, 'Cuz That's My Boy
- 115: There's Blood On The Streets, It's Up To My Ankles
- 114: Black & White, Red & Blue, The Things That Look Good On You
- 113: Ghost Boobs, Oh You Hardly Knew Me
- 112: Don't Forget Me, I Can't Hide It, Come Again, Make Me Excited
- 111: Oh Machine, Machine, I Washed It For You, Machine, Machine
- 110: I Wanna Know What Love Is
- 109: And You'll Believe What They Say, It's Just A Question Of Time
- 108: Who Took The Bomp From The Bompalompalomp?
- 107: Turn Off The Lights And Shake Your Hips
- 106: Been Living So Long With My Pictures Of You
- 105: Been Given 24 Hours To Tie Up Loose Ends
- 104: It's Like A Cigarette In My Mouth, Or A Handshake In The Door
- 103: They Call Me Mellow Yellow (Quite Rightly)
- 102: Peel Slowly And See
- 101: You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
- 100: That Was The Way, Was The Way That I Found You
- 99: Where Have You Gone Joe Dimaggio?
- 98: It's A Nice Day For A White Wedding
- 97: Those Cats Were Fast As Lightning
- 96: All Around The World, You've Gotta Spread The Word
- 95: Sit Down, Stand Up (What A Weird, Yet Amazing Song)
- 94: College Will Just Hurt You, Soon They'll All Desert You
- 93: Punk Ass Tripin' In The Dead Of Night
- 92: I'm Going To Get So, So Drunk
- 91: Emily, Sing Something Sweet
- 90: She Can See From My Face That I Was Fucking High
- 89: We'll Make Great Pets, We Would Make Great Pets
- 88: I've Got My Spine, I've Got My Orange Crush
- 87: Death From Above 1999
- 86: Don't Want Nobody, Nobody, 'Cause Baby It's You
- 85: The Stranger
- 84: I Hurt Myself Today, To See If I Still Feel
- 83: Christy's Return
- 82: The Girl Next Door
- 81: Come One, Come All, Into 1984
- 80: Love Is A Fource Of Nature
- 79: You're An Idiot (I Promise)
- 78: He's A Stereotypical Bastard & He Likes It That Way
- 77: The KKK Took My Baby Away
- 76: Teenage Wasteland Featuring Good Ol' Fern
- 75: Project Greenlight
- 74: Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)
- 73: Fern&o
- 72: 3dd13
- 71: You Should Be In My Space, You Should Be In My Life
- 70: Attachment To Material Goods Kills The Soul
- 69: Happy X-mas (War Is Not Over)
- 68: A Conversation With 2 Birds
- 67: aSpIriN City
- 66: So Come And Dance With Me Michael
- 65: Baby You Can Drive My Car
- 64: He Puts Out The Fire, With Gasoline
- 63: Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
- 62: Lyllie The One And Only
- 61: The New Neighbor
- 60: Eddie's Revenge
VOLUME II: 59: The Series Has Landed
- 58: All Is Well, It Ends Well
- 57: A Fond Farewell
- 56: Fern's Date
- 55: Eddie's Date
- 54: Lord Of The Flies
- 53: Eddie's Flashback
- 52: Fern's Flashback
- 51: LOST
- 50: 50 First Strips
- 49: Public Service Announcement
- 48: Fern's Birthday
- 47: Video Game Diaries
- 46: The Flyer Party
- 45: Christy's Revenge
- 44: Christy's iPod
- 43: The Freewheelin' Fern & Eddie
- 42: Eddie's Dirty Secret
- 41: A Question Of Love
- 40: H-Ween Blues
- 39: A Tribute To Fern & Eddie
- 38: Judgement Day
- 37: The Great Escape
- 36: The Death Of Fern
- 35: Prison Break
- 34: Everybody Loves Eddie
- 33: The Perfect Moment Ruined By A Guava
- 32: The Secret Behind Hot Pockets
- 31: Criminal Minds
- 30: Influential
- 29: The Blood Brothers
- 28: Pixie The Fish
- 27: The Ashtray Girl
- 26: Bitter Sweet Revenge
- 25: Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold
- 24: Teenage Wasteland: Alpha
- 23: The Tasks Continue
- 22: Enter The Master Eye-Brow
- 21: Revenge Of The 86
- 20: Somewhat Dazed & Confused Eddie
- 19: Poem To HAG
- 18: Love HAG
- 17: Desperate Fern
- 16: The Mind Of Christy
- 15: Don't Leave Me High & Dry
- 14: Like Father, Like Son?
- 13: Reality Bites
- 12: A New Hope
- 11: Auditions Day 4
- 10: Auditions Day 3
- 9: Auditions Day 2
- 8: Auditions Day 1
- 7: First Day Of Senior Yr
- 6: Back To The Future
- 5: Welcome Back Fern
- 4: The 150th Night Before X-mas
- 3: Hurt
- 2: Attack Of The Emo Kid
VOLUME I: 1: Breaking Up Is Easy?
346: Eucalyptus
fern on Aug. 5, 2009
Wooh! No nominations!
Beloved Loveless at 8:18PM, Aug. 23, 2009
=o!!! KOOLAID MAN!!! NOOOOOooooooo oooo D: *cries a river* me sad now :( (lol xD jk jk)
DJLink at 1:47PM, Aug. 6, 2009
lol
Jonko at 8:54AM, Aug. 6, 2009
poor kool aid guy!
ProfessorF at 5:16AM, Aug. 6, 2009
Oh noooooooo!
Bocaj at 10:51PM, Aug. 5, 2009
No nominations club, woo :P
ifelldownthestairs at 10:17PM, Aug. 5, 2009
DEAD Is that the Preset's eucalyptus? Your titles always have me thinking. It's like the O Reilly Factor or somethin'. ...I didn't get any nominations either. I um... I asked people NOT to vote for me, that's why. I'm subversive.