An english, Scottish and Irish man are traveling together and they need a place to stay, so they come across a Motel and there's only one room left, so they agree to share the room.
That night the Irish guy gets hungry and heads for the pantry when a ghost appears and says
"Tonight, tonight you won't get a bite because i've got the key to the pantry."
The Irish man shits his self and jumps out of the window Impaling himself on the jagged rocks.
The English man hears this and Investigates and the Ghost appears and repeats
"Tonight, tonight you won't get a bite because i've got the key to the pantry."
The English man Dies of a heart attack.
The scottish man stirs and notices the english and Irish guys isn't there so he goes to investigate and finds the English man but the Ghost appears again saying
"Tonight, tonight you won't get a bite because i've got the key to the pantry."
So the Scottish guy replies.
"So...Tonight, Tonight you won't get a shite because I have the key to the Lavy"
(Lavy=Toliet Pantry= Kitchen)
Nice!
A guy walks into the bar and orders ten shots of tequila. the bartender pours them and the guy throws them down one after the other, not resting until he gets to the seventh one.
The bartender sez: "Whoa, buddy, slow down!"
The guy sez: "You'd drink this fast if you had what I have."
Bartender: "Whaddaya got?"
Guy: "Fifty cents."
Thanks. I'll be here all week. try the veal, folks, and don't forget to tip the waitresses!
two ameoba come out of a bar one ameoba turns to the other ameoba and says "hey is that the sun or the moon?" and the other ameoba says "I dunno, I'm not from around here."
Thank you fozzie bear ;)
my favourite is "two blondes walk into a bar...you would have thought one of them would have seen it"
good job but remember trying is the first step towards failure therefore just give up
Sariling Mundo at 10:17AM, March 13, 2010
A guy walks into a bar. It hurt like hell.
kawaiidaigakusei at 9:52PM, June 13, 2007
I like how it indirectly states that a certain singer has a horse face hahahahaa
ToonmanAZ at 5:37PM, June 13, 2007
Classic funny jokes. I didn't think you had potty humor, do you pander to the Matlock set? LOL
sci_fi guy at 4:37PM, June 13, 2007
5
Todd Livingston at 3:14PM, June 13, 2007
How many strippers does it take to screw in a light bulb? This isn't a joke - I really need to know.
Joff at 3:13PM, June 13, 2007
A man walks into a bar and says "ouch"
Custard Trout at 2:41PM, June 13, 2007
Have people actually complained? Pansies the lot of 'em.
NotBob at 1:49PM, June 13, 2007
A woodworm walks into a bar and says "Hey, Is the bar tender around here?" Cracks me up every time!
Drazi500 at 12:26PM, June 13, 2007
An english, Scottish and Irish man are traveling together and they need a place to stay, so they come across a Motel and there's only one room left, so they agree to share the room. That night the Irish guy gets hungry and heads for the pantry when a ghost appears and says "Tonight, tonight you won't get a bite because i've got the key to the pantry." The Irish man shits his self and jumps out of the window Impaling himself on the jagged rocks. The English man hears this and Investigates and the Ghost appears and repeats "Tonight, tonight you won't get a bite because i've got the key to the pantry." The English man Dies of a heart attack. The scottish man stirs and notices the english and Irish guys isn't there so he goes to investigate and finds the English man but the Ghost appears again saying "Tonight, tonight you won't get a bite because i've got the key to the pantry." So the Scottish guy replies. "So...Tonight, Tonight you won't get a shite because I have the key to the Lavy" (Lavy=Toliet Pantry= Kitchen)
2ndwnd at 11:53AM, June 13, 2007
A librarian walks into a bar eats drinks and leaves. That one kills in the Cataloging department.
booger at 11:29AM, June 13, 2007
XD
Azaeziel at 10:50AM, June 13, 2007
heheh... I like the low humor! Here's mine: A blind guy walks into a bar and goes "Ouch, my shin"! heheh... Ok, I'll stick to the art...
steve_sloan at 10:11AM, June 13, 2007
Nice! A guy walks into the bar and orders ten shots of tequila. the bartender pours them and the guy throws them down one after the other, not resting until he gets to the seventh one. The bartender sez: "Whoa, buddy, slow down!" The guy sez: "You'd drink this fast if you had what I have." Bartender: "Whaddaya got?" Guy: "Fifty cents." Thanks. I'll be here all week. try the veal, folks, and don't forget to tip the waitresses!
end_game at 9:45AM, June 13, 2007
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man in black at 9:30AM, June 13, 2007
i like ur potty humor, don't ever change Tera
Dark Chamber at 9:10AM, June 13, 2007
HAHAHA-thats great,highballs are on me! never heard that one
Yog at 7:49AM, June 13, 2007
You can take Tera out of the dirt, but you can't take the dirt out of Tera.
Chelano at 6:31AM, June 13, 2007
wow....HAHAHA
kingofsnake at 5:51AM, June 13, 2007
two ameoba come out of a bar one ameoba turns to the other ameoba and says "hey is that the sun or the moon?" and the other ameoba says "I dunno, I'm not from around here." Thank you fozzie bear ;)
Tantz_Aerine at 5:28AM, June 13, 2007
Hehehe. I liked the one about the dyslexic's bra XD
Nick at 4:38AM, June 13, 2007
ha. Well played, Tera, wellplayed.
theJimmy at 3:12AM, June 13, 2007
I've got nothing to say to people who can't snicker at a gag involving giraffes and their balls. -J.
jurbas at 1:59AM, June 13, 2007
my favourite is "two blondes walk into a bar...you would have thought one of them would have seen it" good job but remember trying is the first step towards failure therefore just give up
magicalmisfits at 1:03AM, June 13, 2007
almost made it.
Priest_Revan at 11:12PM, June 12, 2007
Lol!