so drunk - i passed on once in a lifetime chance to go out with the perfect kinda girl who was totally into me as well. somehow I talked myself out of asking her out(while I was drunk). a what if for life...
I was told once that I walked though two neighbours' gardens at 3am totally naked from the waist down and my trousers slung over my shoulder like a jacket. Those hedges have never looked the same since.
I don't remember it myself but hedges don't tell lies, do they?
I try to stay away from being drunk. Once I went to a New Year's party and someone had a camera, they asked me what my resolution was and I said, "To be more beautiful than what I already am!" ... Yeah. Thaaaat was pretty arrogant of me.
i haven't been that drunk, but my friends try not to get that drunk around me, because i take pictures of them and post it on myspace
anonymous
at 12:04PM, July 16, 2007
Of trying to get at another drunk who had a loaded gun pointed at my head.I only remember getting off of the bar stool. My friend filled in the rest the following day.
oh, well now I'm just curious...
I don't think any of my lame-ass stories could compare... I never drink enough to get sloppy drunk. And anyway, in college when I tried, I just immediately got sick, so... yeah.
Hope you feel better!
Back in my partying days, I passed out at the wheel and drove off an overpass, crashing down onto the interstate below. When I awoke, my truck (which was only a month old) was completely totaled. It looked like an accordion. I really don't know how I survived that with only a few scratches. I was often told, that "God must have a plan for you"... though I still haven't figured out what that is.
I once pretended to be someone that I wasn't to cynically undermine a community of people. Then through the process I got so many friends and people that trusted me that I backed myself into a corner.
I really felt crappy once I revealed my true self, like I had betrayed all of these people.
It's really something you do not want to try. Truth is always easier. Yep.
Sariling Mundo at 3:43AM, March 27, 2010
I dont drink... wine. So unfortunately, I'm completely sober when I do things that I really, really regret. J.C. Monkeyballs?
pragashpio at 4:42PM, Oct. 11, 2007
so drunk - i passed on once in a lifetime chance to go out with the perfect kinda girl who was totally into me as well. somehow I talked myself out of asking her out(while I was drunk). a what if for life...
Werewolf Accountant at 4:36AM, Aug. 29, 2007
i had a fight with a bench and the bench won (i got a black eye) im loving the strip by the way
MrRiot at 9:11AM, Aug. 17, 2007
Unfortunately, the stupid things i do while SOBER are worse than the stupid things I do drunk. The drunk ones are at least FUNNY.
booger at 6:09PM, July 18, 2007
i touched an electric fence with both hands and it sent a jolt thru my right arm... and it was intentional b/c i didnt know it was electric
legendkiller13 at 5:24AM, July 18, 2007
lol
Flamen Tenebrarum at 3:00AM, July 18, 2007
See - one more reason for me never to drink any... I can do stupid things without any alcohol too...
Daf42 at 11:38AM, July 17, 2007
I do loads of stupid stuff, but the REALLY stupid stuff I dont remember!
NotBob at 3:42AM, July 17, 2007
I was told once that I walked though two neighbours' gardens at 3am totally naked from the waist down and my trousers slung over my shoulder like a jacket. Those hedges have never looked the same since. I don't remember it myself but hedges don't tell lies, do they?
Inidas at 8:30PM, July 16, 2007
Just puking in unfortunate places. Where did you pick up the word shitboxed?
ToonmanAZ at 7:34PM, July 16, 2007
I don't drink, never have sorry. I have done stupid things stone sober though. LOL!
marine at 6:02PM, July 16, 2007
It is LA LA land after all.
LanceDanger at 4:17PM, July 16, 2007
Once in high school, in home ed class, I poured water all over a girl while trying to cook. A girl I had a huge crush on, no less. XD
KellyMarie at 3:51PM, July 16, 2007
I try to stay away from being drunk. Once I went to a New Year's party and someone had a camera, they asked me what my resolution was and I said, "To be more beautiful than what I already am!" ... Yeah. Thaaaat was pretty arrogant of me.
Hyptosis at 3:06PM, July 16, 2007
heh, that'd be a lot more entertaining if it wasn't so easy to relate to =P
DJLink at 1:58PM, July 16, 2007
I could but then I would have to kill you heheheheh...no seriously.
sci_fi guy at 1:23PM, July 16, 2007
"No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!"
man in black at 12:14PM, July 16, 2007
i haven't been that drunk, but my friends try not to get that drunk around me, because i take pictures of them and post it on myspace
anonymous at 12:04PM, July 16, 2007
Of trying to get at another drunk who had a loaded gun pointed at my head.I only remember getting off of the bar stool. My friend filled in the rest the following day.
dgriff13 at 10:00AM, July 16, 2007
oh, well now I'm just curious... I don't think any of my lame-ass stories could compare... I never drink enough to get sloppy drunk. And anyway, in college when I tried, I just immediately got sick, so... yeah. Hope you feel better!
Azaeziel at 9:42AM, July 16, 2007
I made a horror movie once... 'Nuff said... heheh.
Ozoneocean at 8:35AM, July 16, 2007
Well I killed this "guy"...
cincy74 at 7:40AM, July 16, 2007
Back in my partying days, I passed out at the wheel and drove off an overpass, crashing down onto the interstate below. When I awoke, my truck (which was only a month old) was completely totaled. It looked like an accordion. I really don't know how I survived that with only a few scratches. I was often told, that "God must have a plan for you"... though I still haven't figured out what that is.
antcomics at 7:22AM, July 16, 2007
I'd tellya, but it's take up wayyy too much room here...heh.
SpANG at 7:02AM, July 16, 2007
I once pretended to be someone that I wasn't to cynically undermine a community of people. Then through the process I got so many friends and people that trusted me that I backed myself into a corner. I really felt crappy once I revealed my true self, like I had betrayed all of these people. It's really something you do not want to try. Truth is always easier. Yep.