The stupidest thing I did got me arrested by the state police a week after i had convinced myself it hadn't happened.Boy was i wrong,and I couldn't remember enough to even defend my bad behavior!
Anyhoo.. I just read all the strips and I want say this is the warmest,most human work I've seen almost anywhere.You remind me of my daughter whom we only get to see about three times a month. Reading these is like getting a visit from her. It's so gratifying to watch genius at play!
Hmmm... the stupidest thing I've ever done was to say goodbye to the wrong people. Gauranteed to regret those for a lifetime!
Sober with perfect clarity.
- D
My big problem is I NEVER blackout so I always remember EVERYTHING I'v'e done. So instead of one big stupid thing it's usually every little thing I did the night before. Alcohol turns me into a douchebag like jekyll and hyde
Well... I accidently had those beer goggles going, and my brothers friend looked MUCH better when drunk... umm. I have been shut out in beer pong and had to run naked laps (only 2 times)Thats about it. Most of the time I keep people from hurting themselves and such.
Back in college, I once went out into the middle of a busy street late at night, drunk off my a** (after falling down the stairs, inside, to boot) and at the top of my lungs invited the entire block, including the people dodging me in their cars (Mr. Po-leece Occifer, too [d'oh!]), to come finish off the keg and Rumplemintz with us.
I only hope I wake up much more clever come Thursday morning...
Is that a WHALE TAIL shot back there, Tera? WOW! You HAVE let LA effect you...
I've never been drunk, I don't drink. But man o' man...There is no greater joy than being a designated driver for a friend or friends who get drunk.
True LA story? A friend of my picked up on a..."woman". Heh. Heh. Well, "she" was quite passable. Thank you unnamed karaoke bar in Burbank for making my night!
Hmmm whenever I tip back the bottle, I get a bit tired and I actually stop talking. My friends have actually said it straight out, "Claire, I like you better when you're sober" because I'm a lot funnier.
Oh and sorry to hear you had a remorse moment...Those never feel good...
My blackout camping wasn't much fun either, I woke up the next day not remembering even returning to the tent...
My daughter stepped over me and left me lay...husband tried unsuccessfully to get me into something more comfortable and onto the bed...
yeah I've had my moments...I don't want to ever get that drunk again...with any other man there might have been more serious consequences.
I don't drink but I have done some pretty bad things before but you just have to keep reminding yourself that all is forgivable that why pencils have erasers because we all make mistakes
Once while in High School, we had an exchange student from Japan Named Satoshi. When I saw him during lunch so I went up to say hello. When I greet him I said: "Hey Toshiba! How are you?" He just stared at me and asked me why I called him a TV. I was so embarrased. And even worse, he was sitting with a group of kids I knew... Ugh... I looked up such a stupid white person to him.
How about getting so sh*tty drunk that my husband had to pull me off the floor at four thirty in the morning after praying to the porceline god and falling asleep on the tile floor completely buck ass neked...
rougey at 6:24AM, July 16, 2007
I spent 20 minutes looking for something I was holding in my hand....does that count as stupid?
Todd Livingston at 5:50AM, July 16, 2007
You bought one of those outfits and wore it to church, didn't you?
harryq at 5:42AM, July 16, 2007
The stupidest thing I did got me arrested by the state police a week after i had convinced myself it hadn't happened.Boy was i wrong,and I couldn't remember enough to even defend my bad behavior! Anyhoo.. I just read all the strips and I want say this is the warmest,most human work I've seen almost anywhere.You remind me of my daughter whom we only get to see about three times a month. Reading these is like getting a visit from her. It's so gratifying to watch genius at play!
gsp at 5:34AM, July 16, 2007
Oh... and forgetting to check my damn spelling. Most stupid.
gsp at 5:32AM, July 16, 2007
Hmmm... the stupidest thing I've ever done was to say goodbye to the wrong people. Gauranteed to regret those for a lifetime! Sober with perfect clarity. - D
kingofsnake at 4:49AM, July 16, 2007
My big problem is I NEVER blackout so I always remember EVERYTHING I'v'e done. So instead of one big stupid thing it's usually every little thing I did the night before. Alcohol turns me into a douchebag like jekyll and hyde
Thirdperiodlunch at 4:43AM, July 16, 2007
Uhhhh. I've never even drank, but I know I've done a few REALLY embarrassing things. I'll get back to you when I think of them.
mrquigley14 at 4:41AM, July 16, 2007
Well... I accidently had those beer goggles going, and my brothers friend looked MUCH better when drunk... umm. I have been shut out in beer pong and had to run naked laps (only 2 times)Thats about it. Most of the time I keep people from hurting themselves and such.
D0m at 4:08AM, July 16, 2007
Sorry, Tera... I don't drink. :-/
Drazi500 at 3:59AM, July 16, 2007
I ruined my sisters Wedding... I won't go into details because it's personal.
Rykker at 3:55AM, July 16, 2007
Back in college, I once went out into the middle of a busy street late at night, drunk off my a** (after falling down the stairs, inside, to boot) and at the top of my lungs invited the entire block, including the people dodging me in their cars (Mr. Po-leece Occifer, too [d'oh!]), to come finish off the keg and Rumplemintz with us. I only hope I wake up much more clever come Thursday morning...
theJimmy at 2:34AM, July 16, 2007
I don't drink. well...not to get drunk. but i've done my fair share of dumb things to regret. I have two exes. both do not talk to me. nuff said. -J.
blntmaker at 10:46PM, July 15, 2007
Is that a WHALE TAIL shot back there, Tera? WOW! You HAVE let LA effect you... I've never been drunk, I don't drink. But man o' man...There is no greater joy than being a designated driver for a friend or friends who get drunk. True LA story? A friend of my picked up on a..."woman". Heh. Heh. Well, "she" was quite passable. Thank you unnamed karaoke bar in Burbank for making my night!
kawaiidaigakusei at 10:34PM, July 15, 2007
Hmmm whenever I tip back the bottle, I get a bit tired and I actually stop talking. My friends have actually said it straight out, "Claire, I like you better when you're sober" because I'm a lot funnier.
magicalmisfits at 10:30PM, July 15, 2007
nope I never remeber anything I did. Others have told me mind you but I choose not to believe them. It's better that way.
Custard Trout at 10:26PM, July 15, 2007
I don't need drink to do stupid shit. I really, really don't, ask my former girlfriend (keyword is 'former').
Darwin at 10:22PM, July 15, 2007
Oh and sorry to hear you had a remorse moment...Those never feel good... My blackout camping wasn't much fun either, I woke up the next day not remembering even returning to the tent... My daughter stepped over me and left me lay...husband tried unsuccessfully to get me into something more comfortable and onto the bed... yeah I've had my moments...I don't want to ever get that drunk again...with any other man there might have been more serious consequences.
jurbas at 10:22PM, July 15, 2007
I don't drink but I have done some pretty bad things before but you just have to keep reminding yourself that all is forgivable that why pencils have erasers because we all make mistakes
Hguyver at 10:20PM, July 15, 2007
Once while in High School, we had an exchange student from Japan Named Satoshi. When I saw him during lunch so I went up to say hello. When I greet him I said: "Hey Toshiba! How are you?" He just stared at me and asked me why I called him a TV. I was so embarrased. And even worse, he was sitting with a group of kids I knew... Ugh... I looked up such a stupid white person to him.
Darwin at 10:20PM, July 15, 2007
How about getting so sh*tty drunk that my husband had to pull me off the floor at four thirty in the morning after praying to the porceline god and falling asleep on the tile floor completely buck ass neked...