The Crimson Colostomy case

machinehead on May 11, 2015

When you think about it he has a better record
as a torso than he ever did with all his appendages. The moral
is…things like legs and arms will only hold you back. So take a nice
tug of whiskey and grab the chainsaw out of the tool shed and hack them
off. Remember to start with the feet first and work your way up.

Note to children: Please don't ask your parent's for permission first.
Most likely they won't agree to this and if they did they probably
didn't love you in the first place.