Patriotism
Barnabus and Stanley on Oct. 26, 2008
So I had this picture drawn by teatime (ftw), and I posted that I'd have it put up just as soon as my dear brother got off his computer. It is now 8 o'clock, and surely it can't have taken 4 hours for him to leave his computer for the 5 minutes it takes me to scan in a picture??
Well now, my brother plays World of Warcraft.
“World of Warcraft (noun) - the name given to the worst game ever devised by mankind. For exorbitant monthly payments it offers a graphically inferior experience and dull gameplay. The charachters and colour scheme are remeniscent of illustrations found in story books aimed at 5 year olds.”
I HATE THAT GODDAMN GAME AND HE SPENDS HOURS ON IT DOING THE SAME BLOODY STUFF. I mean seriously, he spends hours on it attacking things where the combat sequence is ALWAYS THE SAME. except sometimes the numbers come up in green or purpe or whatever. And when hes not doing that hes flying around on crappily animated griffin things. I swear to you I will uninstall and snap the disks someday and video the consequences. Freakin Youtube material. So yeah good on you for reading all this because it is basically a rant about that embarrasment that is World of Warcraft. Especially good on you if you play WoW. I'm sorry if I have offended you, but really, you don't need to defend the game because millions of FOOLS like mon frere are playing it right now. and paying for every second of it.
I just don't understand the attraction of it. One of the arguments for it is that its sociable. WHAT THE *SWEARWORD?!?!* typing disjointed senteces to randomers masquerading as orcs or goblins or is not sociable. I have a 360 with xbox live which even comes with a microphone but I don't count that as sociable.
GARRRRRRRRRRRRRR and he wants to buy some ridiculous expansion pack that's coming out wich is basically more of the same. “EXCEPT U GET TO ADVANCE TO MOAR LEVELZ!!111” so he explains. And can someone explain to me what a “Twink” is??? hes even started talking to me using phrases hes picked up like viruses from that game.
Barnabus and Stanley at 12:37PM, Dec. 4, 2008
lol
kleft at 12:35PM, Dec. 4, 2008
He has jsut CENSORED the truth! Guilty consciousness?
kleft at 12:32PM, Dec. 4, 2008
NOOOOOO u cant mute me!
kleft at 12:30PM, Dec. 4, 2008
ok ok i dont want this getting out of hand here. but anyway ..if you have friends why are u incapable of talking to them at school. do yo uall sit in a line in the IT room communicating over the internet!?
Barnabus and Stanley at 12:29PM, Dec. 4, 2008
n00b
kleft at 12:29PM, Dec. 4, 2008
Female dog.
Barnabus and Stanley at 12:28PM, Dec. 4, 2008
i have facebook because I have friends.
kleft at 12:25PM, Dec. 4, 2008
Hello. its the "dearest borther" of which you have been given such a distorted view about. I was told by the author of these comics that he had written a small rant about world of warcraft. CLEARLY i have been mislead, and i feal i should have te right to defend myself. Firstly i NEVER played for 4 hours straight, its not my fault my brother was too pre-occupied by facebook and talking to people he could easily talk to the next day, to see me getting off my computer. I mean seriously..he spends hours bent over his computer in the dark hole that is his room staring at these pictures of parties he was at! Why! Also the whole sentence about "hes even started talking to me using phrases hes picked up like viruses from that game." has one simple and logical explaination. Who could resist saying a few nerdy words if u can get someone to get so worked up about it they paste a massive rant on the internet about a game? i consider it to be worth it. And finally, and more importantly, I NEVER SAID IT WAS SOCIABLE, i fully accept the world of warcraft is not sociable. (also i never wanted to buy the expansion pack) And i beleive that pretty much covers the outright lies in the post abouve
Puff_Of_Smoke at 8:23AM, Oct. 29, 2008
A think a twink is the child of the twinkies. Do I [i]EVER[/i] agree with you on your opinion of world of war craft.