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KAM on Dec. 26, 2018

Always be sure your homeowner's insurance covers Acts of Santa. ;-)

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Keybounce at 12:14PM, Dec. 28, 2018

If Santa is an agent of God ("Saint Nick"), does "Act of God" mean the insurance company is not responsible?

KAM at 5:52AM, Dec. 29, 2018

Maybe?

man in black at 6:44PM, Dec. 26, 2018

I would guess not

KAM at 6:19AM, Dec. 28, 2018

Apparently not. ;-)

hkmaly at 6:17AM, Dec. 26, 2018

The hooves are not the problem. The scorching is. Remember how many homes Santa needs to visit ... he must have fantastic heat shields for speeds he's flying at.

hkmaly at 5:00PM, Dec. 28, 2018

If by "some damage" you mean "levels big part of city" then yes.

KAM at 6:18AM, Dec. 28, 2018

For that matter, the shockwave preceeding the team & sleigh could do some damage as well. ;-)

plymayer at 12:36AM, Dec. 26, 2018

Strangely it does. Just not wind damage.

KAM at 6:17AM, Dec. 28, 2018

What if Santa "breaks wind" in the chimney? ;-)

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