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- Squirrel Escape
- Marry Me
- Scary Place
- In The Beginning
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- The HYDROPHOBY
- Wildlife Rehab for Fun and Profit
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- Guess What They're Feeding Us!
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- All Your Fault
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- A Handy Guide to Raccoons
Marry Me
Coragyps on May 17, 2008
This sort of thing can happen, but it's rare enough that a marriage proposal is not out of the question. Far more common are the people who don't check to make sure the website is reputable, and feed some crazy stuff to the baby and keep it for a week or more…
Prototaph at 7:47AM, May 18, 2008
That's mah boy...
psyllogism at 7:03AM, May 18, 2008
Thriller? That's disturbing...
Dockworker at 6:43AM, May 18, 2008
Nahh, you feed it milkweed and hair clippings; then you lock it in a cigar box with a tape recorder playing "thriller" on loop for 5 days.