The Repository of Dangerous Things
- 121: Wherein we say farewell (or hello) to our cast of remarkable characters.
- 120: Horseshoe crabs have weird eyes, I bet they see in black and white.
- 119: Even monsters and zombies need a little attention sometimes.
- 118: The robot is probably the brains behind the whole plan.
- 117: I'm not sure what he expected, with a duck in charge.
- 116: The question is, why not a sea captain?
- 115: You would think she'd get cold, walking around like that.
- 114: Everyone say hello to the new fan favorite character!
- 113: If you love something, set it free. And hope it doesn't break stuff.
- 112: What tragedy will next befall our young hero?!
- 111: Davis is gonna pay for that (but at least he has money now).
- 110: If you invite them, prepare to put up with them.
- 109: Something cheesy about growing friendships. And dangerous plants.
- 108: This one will just be called "The Gratuitous Comic."
- 107: Who knew that mathematicians lived so dangerously?
- 106: The Repository of Romantically Inept Things.
- 105: It does kind of make you wonder why she needs Davis.
- 104: Daydreams aren't really dangerous... more like trespassing.
- 103: Dangerous things aren't just for grownups.
- 102: You can't change her mind, so don't try.
- 101: It's nice to know some things never change.
- 100: You would think this might make the foundations a little unstable?
- 099: But the anticipation is the best part!
- 098: Either she's loosening up or he's getting more insane.
- 097: He probably doesn't realize how close he is to being right.
- 096: I don't think I want to know how it knows what he's thinking.
- 095: Davis's problem is, the boy just don't learn.
- 094: We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
- 093: As a matter of fact, Davis isn't very good at cards, either.
- 092: And you wonder why Ms. Harper doesn't get dates?
- 091: Get back on that horse, Davis!
- 090: There are some questions that should never be answered.
- 089: Well, it makes sense to me anyway.
- 088: One of these things is not like the other....
- 087: But more than cute enough to make up for it, it seems.
- 086: When in Rome... or when Romans visit?
- 085: Well, now Davis has two little brothers.
- 084: Sometimes a quarter will get you more than you expect.
- 083: Like National Geographic, only the naked chicks are hot.
- 082: Wherein Davis finally gets some real-world experience.
- 081: So, is that just his imagination, or...?
- 079: I guess it's back to business as usual.
- 078: ...There is only attack and attack and attack some more.
- 077: I wonder if Davis has ever called LoveLine
- 076: Davis: Man of Undergraduate Action!
- 075: Ah, what Davis doesn't know (this time) won't hurt him.
- 074: Whot we 'ave 'ere is a tzitzimime! Ceahfuhl, the buggas boite!
- 073: Fighting soldiers from the sky; fearless men who jump and die...
- 072: She quit the CIA because it was too boring.
- 071: This is hardly the time to think of witty titles!
- 070: Why can't any cute and harmless things have died to bother them?
- 069: What's big and blue-green and goes "schlomp?"
- 068: If he had boots, they'd be made for walkin'.
- 067: And you thought I forgot about the monkey deathbot!
- 066: I wonder if his name was Yorick?
- 065: Davis knew that class would come in handy one day.
- 064: Every good plan involves a secret weapon.
- 063: Well, it was a nice try, anyway
- 062: Davis never did get along well with books.
- 061: Sometimes, the truth really, really hurts a lot.
- 060: Whatever happened to Marines not leaving any man behind?
- 059: When the Silly String runs out, use small talk.
- 058: Bruno the vampire slayer?
- 057: Synchronicity. It's a good thing.
- 056: If there's anything girls hate, it's giant slugs.
- 055: Golem can be gentle when he wants to be.
- 054: Davis plays way too many video games.
- 053: Optimism is helpful in times of stress.
- 052: Good. Then that only leaves one person to worry about.
- 051: Wherein both a deepest fear and a greatest desire are fulfilled.
- 050: Monday mornings always hold the most unpleasant surprises.
- 049: Good day, sunshine.
- 048: It must be a cold day in Hell.
- 047: Okay, maybe Davis is a little bit of a fighter.
- 046: Davis is a lover, baby... not a fighter!
- 045: A dying man's last wish.
- 044: Time slows down when bad things happen.
- 043: I can think of at least two things that make Davis thankful.
- 042: Is that Davis's life flashing before his eyes?
- 041: Famous last words.
- 040: If you're not going to believe me, why do you ask?
- 038: Now with real monkey action!
- 037: They just want to hug you. Really.
- 036: Kind of like the monsters what live in your closet.
- 035: No, I don't think I'll take door #3.
- 034: Justifiable Homicide.
- 033: Finally, the (unsurprising) truth comes out.
- 032: Sometimes Ms. Harper even scares me.
- 031: The Force is strong in this one.
- 030: Fiesta!
- 029: Davis just can't get ahe... Davis loses his hea... Djinn: 1, Davis: 0.
- 028: You'd think Davis would learn "convenient = weird" at work.
- 027: The dangers of mediocrity.
- 026: The dangers of being an impressionable lump of clay.
- 025: The dangers of binge drinking as a form of escapism.
- 024: The dangers of taking expired antibiotics... unless this is normal.
- 022: Golem don't truck with no fools.
- 021: What Davis doesn't understand is, he's tasty.
- 020: Of all the things he's lost, he misses his hair the most.
- 019: At home, he screens all of his calls.
- 018: Making Friends.
- 017: But will it protect him from death by monkeys?
- 015: Not your average voodoo doll....
- 014: Oh smooth, Davis, real smooth.
- 013: Sorry, Davis, but the pants are pretty important.
- 012: Don't ever look too close.
- 011: The good thing about Dangerous Things is, they blow up.
- 010: "Nice try, Miz Harper!"
- 009: Mocha hazlenut blood.
- 008: Dude... what is in that jar?
- 007: Or not.
- 006: Finally, someone is on Davis's side!
- 005: Forks Plastic
- 004: Hello, Golem
- 003: He's always like this, folks.
- 002: Hi, my name's Davis? I'm here about the job....
- 001: In a small, old, red-brick building by a narrow but tidy alley....
034: Justifiable Homicide.
skoolmunkee on Feb. 7, 2007
It looks like this is one I redid later, but I'm not sure why. I'm sure the joke would have been the same, but this one can't be much better than whatever it replaced because the drawing is still not very good.
Ironscarf at 4:11PM, Feb. 7, 2010
Why, that man is smoking two woodbines simultaneously! I've been there.