Well actually, if we're going to do satire, wouldn't it be that GW refers to Cheney who assigns the contract to Haliburton, who proceeds to subcontract to Blackwater. Blackwater buys the soul harvesting equipment from the Saudis (who secretly bought the equipment from Saddam Hussein, who is hiding in his Bond-Villain Style bunker -- we killed a double). Blackwater *in turn* hires illegal immigrants to run the equipment. The ghost of Charles Nelson Reilly is in charge. Hilarity ensues. Alberto Gonzales is also involved, but can't remember how the list of souls was made, even after coaching Monica Goodling.
Daf42 at 8:56AM, June 3, 2007
I've always been scared of Oprah, and now I know why
Bocaj at 8:47AM, June 3, 2007
jierwhiuvrnk!!!!!
mapaghimagsik at 8:58PM, June 2, 2007
Well actually, if we're going to do satire, wouldn't it be that GW refers to Cheney who assigns the contract to Haliburton, who proceeds to subcontract to Blackwater. Blackwater buys the soul harvesting equipment from the Saudis (who secretly bought the equipment from Saddam Hussein, who is hiding in his Bond-Villain Style bunker -- we killed a double). Blackwater *in turn* hires illegal immigrants to run the equipment. The ghost of Charles Nelson Reilly is in charge. Hilarity ensues. Alberto Gonzales is also involved, but can't remember how the list of souls was made, even after coaching Monica Goodling.
Doodles at 6:25PM, June 2, 2007
Have you posted tihs on Uber? I seem to recall another godzilla-like tiny round heads before.
Doodles at 6:24PM, June 2, 2007
Oprah is the antichrist. Fact.
maiorano84 at 4:59PM, June 2, 2007
Little do you realize the plans that I have in mind.....
Peter Melvin at 3:50AM, June 2, 2007
No, GW leaves the soul harvesting up to Haliburton...OOOOHHH! Political satire!
Custard Trout at 12:03AM, June 2, 2007
This is really going to happen. I can sense it.
mapaghimagsik at 10:08PM, June 1, 2007
And GW won't?