Doctor Heath
FungusMule on Oct. 9, 2007
Yes, I know - long overdue update, and so forth. This strip is a reworked version of one that I drew in the “old style” (and never completed, at least whilst in its original form). And, now that I have some free time, I can finally elaborate more on this newspost.
First, I would like to explain my absence (well, not so much “absence”, as “lack of attention towards this comic strip”). I have been quite busy with schoolwork (and the like) over the past month or two (especially now, since the end of the year looms ever closer, like the proverbial dark storm clouds in the distance), which, when combined with a distinct lack of inspiration and personal life-related issues, has left me with a rather small amount of time to work on anything such as comic strips (this free time has, however, been spent mostly on watching episodes of “Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series”, which can be seen at www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com - it's even for non Yu-Gi-Oh! fans such as myself).
Anyway, in other news, I have recently heard mention of a new Grand Theft Auto game - this news was told to me by none other than a magical fairy princess from the depths of Dreamland, also known as Dave (who is currently working on a comic called “Stetson Kennedy”, at, appropriately enough, www.drunkduck.com/Stetson_Kennedy). I have begun to ponder what this game will contain (other than violence and a gang-related minority group of some form), although I think I really should just give up and ponder over something else instead (like… uh… never mind).
Anyways, enjoy the strip - if you don't, I'll kill your dog.
- N.
* The gnomes know all. Listen to the gnomes. *
FungusMule at 4:32AM, Oct. 12, 2007
Oh, and Dave? This strip is NOT about wangs - if you read through it again, you may notice that it's about a lonely teenager receiving dating advice from a friend (a strange friend who happens to be a frog with a psychology degree, mind you), and then accidentally revealing his main problem to him (that is the only time in the strip where I used the term "wang"). Anyways, check Stetson Kennedy - I've left some comments on your newest pieces. I especially liked the coloured one, might I add. - N.
FungusMule at 12:38AM, Oct. 12, 2007
Terrible Photoshopping skillz? Meh, I only used the Wacom for the colour, and I just ended up playing around with the dodge tool (highlights) to see how it would turn out. I'm not pleased with the results, so I'm actually making a new version of the above strip, utilizing Adobe Illustrator as an experiment. Oh, and just for the record, I am not gay, nor have I contracted AIDS. Fuck you, N.
Nourn at 9:06PM, Oct. 11, 2007
I'm overlooking your terrible photoshop skillz. Hey! If you read this - I'm Dave! Read my comics! Any how. Liked the art, I guess the Wacom helped. You should know know, dear reader, that he really does say this shit. "Insertion of the wang" is actually him being relatively polite, I mean, at least his grammar's in the right place; let's not mention his addiction to, and this is strange, "Super Homo Strangle Porn". I guess that's what he's into? It's okay to be gay, Nick. Which you are. Gay, that is. Not okay. So GTA: IV doesn't have a name yet, I guess it has a codename, *Cough* REVOLUTION *Cough*, or something stewpede. Follows the delightful adventures of Nicko Bellic, and I'm not making that up, that really is his name - NICK O. NICK. IS GAY. I assumed that Nick hadn't been updating because his AIDS had become so advanced he was merely a wraith-like figure draped in the manly arms of his lover somewhere, so that's what today's strip is about. For me. His is about Wangs.
FungusMule at 7:38PM, Oct. 10, 2007
True, true. - N.
Copy and Paste at 6:53PM, Oct. 10, 2007
Women should know that guys only think about "the insertion of the wang".