Come here and let me spank you like the naughty Uper you are. Bad Uper Dave. You've been really naughty haven't you?
*Smack*
*Smack*
Oh you like that dont you? Nasty thing.
I got twenty bucks, a twenty year old car, and a couch that smells a little to much like beef jerky. If that isn't enough to make you want to come on over, how about a promise that you won't walk out my door with out some sort of rash.
Tempting?
Uper Dave, I would gladly accept your rose by the light of the flickering candle, but your face...It looks as is something were hiding in the rose. Can we not just reenact that corny scene from Lady and the Tramp with spaghetti instead? instead? That would be much better than inhaling a beautiful blood red rose that smells of Chloroform. Though, I'm sure the cartoon Italians singing that song would knock me out anyways.
oohhh uper dave...a real lady's man in a man's man's world. oh dave, how i miss you in times of non pages. i dream about you in your red tidies, prehaps ransoming young children, killing off endangered species of whale, or laying in your vast, velvet bed, surrounded by eautiful, exotic woman while they feed you ripe red strawberries, but not doing them, for Liam forgot to give you a stick penis. your face is the sun, your ass is the moon, and yer insides are egg yoke...at least yer not french. i will hold you in my heart always, uper dave.
haha there's some fierce contest so far! but, let us not forget uper dave;s last romance...
[url]http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Uncanny_Uper_Dave/index.php?p=401395[/url]
I love Uper Dave because under that frightening, leering grin, beats a heart that cares!
Uper Dave cares so much, he can only express his level of care by killing people, sometimes on purpose, sometimes while getting carried away.
He is great with kids and supports traditional family values (look at how he beat up that Orphan! Showing he only likes people with parents and he wont take crap from brats!)
The only person sexier then Uper Dave is Duper Earl. (what a guy!)
Skullbie at 9:18PM, Feb. 12, 2009
[img]http://www.pojo.com/images/Pikachu-Valentine.jpg[/img] I choose you~
odysseus55 at 10:13PM, Feb. 11, 2009
Come here and let me spank you like the naughty Uper you are. Bad Uper Dave. You've been really naughty haven't you? *Smack* *Smack* Oh you like that dont you? Nasty thing.
the2ndredbaron at 6:52PM, Feb. 11, 2009
I got twenty bucks, a twenty year old car, and a couch that smells a little to much like beef jerky. If that isn't enough to make you want to come on over, how about a promise that you won't walk out my door with out some sort of rash. Tempting?
Niccea at 5:57PM, Feb. 11, 2009
Uper Dave, I would gladly accept your rose by the light of the flickering candle, but your face...It looks as is something were hiding in the rose. Can we not just reenact that corny scene from Lady and the Tramp with spaghetti instead? instead? That would be much better than inhaling a beautiful blood red rose that smells of Chloroform. Though, I'm sure the cartoon Italians singing that song would knock me out anyways.
crocty at 5:28PM, Feb. 11, 2009
Uper Dave, I would give you 2 minutes of pleasure if you date me. ;D
rufus_edge at 5:04PM, Feb. 11, 2009
the most romantic comment
Bittenbymonk at 4:09PM, Feb. 11, 2009
using my first name AND bashing the french? I think YOU'RE in the lead!
PIT_FACE at 4:03PM, Feb. 11, 2009
oohhh uper dave...a real lady's man in a man's man's world. oh dave, how i miss you in times of non pages. i dream about you in your red tidies, prehaps ransoming young children, killing off endangered species of whale, or laying in your vast, velvet bed, surrounded by eautiful, exotic woman while they feed you ripe red strawberries, but not doing them, for Liam forgot to give you a stick penis. your face is the sun, your ass is the moon, and yer insides are egg yoke...at least yer not french. i will hold you in my heart always, uper dave.
Bittenbymonk at 3:05PM, Feb. 11, 2009
haha there's some fierce contest so far! but, let us not forget uper dave;s last romance... [url]http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Uncanny_Uper_Dave/index.php?p=401395[/url]
PIT_FACE at 2:50PM, Feb. 11, 2009
oh oh! gimme a sec gimme a sec. dave's so gonna win a date with bones. i'm so gonna come back with somethin. hold on.
harkovast at 2:50PM, Feb. 11, 2009
I love Uper Dave because under that frightening, leering grin, beats a heart that cares! Uper Dave cares so much, he can only express his level of care by killing people, sometimes on purpose, sometimes while getting carried away. He is great with kids and supports traditional family values (look at how he beat up that Orphan! Showing he only likes people with parents and he wont take crap from brats!) The only person sexier then Uper Dave is Duper Earl. (what a guy!)