Well, I hope you all had a safe and fun Holiday Season. I for one got myself a mountain of goodies. My thirst has been sated, for now.
Enjoy the rest of the vacation! … Unless you don't get one, like my dad. If that is the case, I'm truly sorry. May I suggest setting off a stink bomb in your office? Or you might let in a foreign predator. Nothing too big. Maybe a puma or something.
