Prologue Page 5

crispy_gypsy on March 3, 2006

Yeah… fifth page up a little late, sorry for you people who actually read this on the east coast, or whatever. Thirty minutes to midnight here…

Anyway, Rye isn't usually stupid like this… but, hey, if you're waiting for a wife and end up with something different, you'd probably freak out too.

As for you who were asking “WHICH IS THE WIFE? THE LADY OR THE BABY?”, I was vague on purpose. There are certain people who think it's the lady and freak out when they find out otherwise. It makes me laugh!

But it was probably obvious anyway.

DARIUS! BLAME DARIUS FOR EVERYTHING! GO AND DO IT! YEAH!

Btw, feeling better!

LEAVE A MESSAGE, PLEASE!