Zed vs. The Alien

ReinCarnivorous on April 4, 2023

Don'tcha just hate it when flying saucers land?
You want sexy space-nymphs and get giant spider-lizards.
You want big-headed geniuses who will share the knowledge of the cosmos and you get freaky-deaky space hippies.
You want extraterrestrial heroes with abilities far beyond those of mortal men, you get war-mongering star cannibals.

And just when you're actually prepared for the worst - you get sexy space nymphs.