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Arrest & Sentence the person above you
cool guy at 5:48PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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It's simple

Sombody to person above: you're arrested for… and I sentece you to…







Read it,Remember it,Eat it
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Insanity at 7:55PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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You're arrested for big letters. I sentence you to write a thousand-worded essay on the importance of small letters in big letters.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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cool guy at 5:56AM, Jan. 10, 2008
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Your arrested for crimes against trainer cards I sentence you to BE THROWN INTO THE PIT OF DESPAIR!!!!After you make your trainer card.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Dr3wdub at 6:39PM, Jan. 15, 2008
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You are arested for cruelty to stickmen! i sentence you to be thrown into..

A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!!
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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crazyninny at 7:12PM, Jan. 15, 2008
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Arrested for stealing candy from me!

Sentence; You have to join my cult.
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Lord Shplane at 7:28PM, Jan. 15, 2008
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You're arrested for still doing that crap with the cult.

Your sentence is death by electric chair to be executed at dawn on March 28, 2008.
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PIT_FACE at 9:01PM, Jan. 15, 2008
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yer sentanced with jaywalking, and i sentance you to THIS!!!

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simonitro at 4:15AM, Jan. 16, 2008
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You're under arrest for harrassing a pig… your sentence is to wash dishes at McDonald's.


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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Liaoriao at 10:18AM, Jan. 16, 2008
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You're under arrested by order of me, your scentence, shut the hell up.

Visit Liaoland today!
K.A.L.A-dan! Bishie :3
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jissai at 9:04PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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your arresting for ordering an arrest, i sentence you to leave a comment on everyones comic.
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Insanity at 9:02AM, Jan. 20, 2008
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your arrested for knighting peeps. i sentence you to read sprites for the rest of your life while Lawl on every page on every sprite comic.

Ever.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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Klarga at 11:57AM, Jan. 20, 2008
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You are arrested for cruel and unusual punishment. I sentence you to make a spritecomic about the Bee Gees.
The unibrow in the avatar is an optical illusion
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crazyninny at 12:57PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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Arrested for blocking my view in the movies.

Sentence, reinact the movie Labyrinth by yourself.
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Insanity at 8:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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Arrested for whatever the hell you were doing with Oprah last night.

EAR SEX, POWDER EGGS, AND A WICKED HIGH!!!

Sentenced to watching Dr. Phil for the rest of your days.

GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!!

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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crazyninny at 9:08PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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Arrested for thinking I'm a guy. >=(

Sentence, run around naked in a city screaming ‘I’m a rapist fun toy!!'.
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Sea_Cow at 7:57PM, Jan. 21, 2008
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YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR STEALING MY THUNDER

YOU ARE SENTENCED TO A PERMANENT LIFE OF RAPE. ALL VERBS YOU MAY PERFORM OR BE INVOLVED IN WILL BECOME RAPE.

YOU WILL RAPE YOUR FOOD
YOU WILL RAPE BOOKS
YOU WILL RAPE TELEVISION
YOU WILL RAPE YOUR FRIEND
YOUR DOCTOR WILL RAPE YOU
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Dr3wdub at 8:15PM, Jan. 21, 2008
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You are arrested for rape and over use of the capslock.

I sentence you to be neutered, circumsized and sent to a small, one cell jail somewhere in Mexico.
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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Merrywhite Jenkins at 4:29PM, Jan. 22, 2008
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You are arrested for making me wince three times in one sentence.

I sentence you to stand in a room facing the Kool Aid man and shout, “There are thirsty kids behind this wall!”
deviantArt. Osu!
K.A.L.A.-dan! Mascot! OSU!
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cool guy at 12:46PM, Jan. 24, 2008
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Yor arrested for making fun of kool-aid man

I sentence you to 10000000000 years of puberty
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Dr3wdub at 7:52PM, Jan. 26, 2008
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cool guy
I sentence you to 10000000000 years of puberty
(Damn, couldnt you just kill him or something?)


You are arrested for playing god.

I order you to have all of your skin stripped off by cannibal midgets with tiny razors.
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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cool guy at 12:30PM, Jan. 27, 2008
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Arrested for the joy of it

I sentance you to 10000000000000000000 years of puberty while being eyed by a homosexual
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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iain_westy at 2:45AM, Feb. 5, 2008
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I arest you for being homophobic.
you are hearby sentanced to live the rest of your life with 12 homosexuals in a cramped apartment with only one bathroom
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.

Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

Jesus is love <3.
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cool guy at 7:48PM, Feb. 5, 2008
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iain_westy
I arest you for being homophobic.
you are hearby sentanced to live the rest of your life with 12 homosexuals in a cramped apartment with only one bathroom

Just kill me

You are arrested because I'm posting this at 11:47PM

I sentence you to be decpitated
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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iain_westy at 10:45PM, Feb. 5, 2008
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I arest you for being up past your bed time.

I sentence you to an eturnity without sleep
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.

Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

Jesus is love <3.
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SympleSymon at 6:37AM, Feb. 6, 2008
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You're under arrest for inciting insomnia.

Your sentence, to take place hence forward, is to be tied down by an angry mob of Lilliputians and carved as the cold meat for their Easter celebrations…

…oh, yes, and they have blunt, rusty knives. Blunt, rusty knives and cattleprods to really ZAP that flesh!
Retake - What happens when a movie star goes from portraying a hero on the silverscreen to becoming one in real-life? Nothing good…

http://www.drunkduck.com/Retake
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cool guy at 1:04PM, Feb. 9, 2008
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You're arrested Because I can't think of anything to arrest you for.


For that I will Write you name in the “Death Note”!!!!!

Look it up if you don't what it is
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Dr3wdub at 11:59PM, Feb. 9, 2008
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You are arrested for quoting anime.

I sentence you to be thrown into a 6 foot pit full of flesh eating ants and zombie hamsters!
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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Insanity at 12:19PM, Feb. 10, 2008
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You are under arrest for the touching of little boys…in public

You will be sentenced to be fed to Michael Jackson

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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Lord Shplane at 4:57PM, Feb. 10, 2008
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YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR NOT TYPING IN ALL CAPS

YOUR SENTENCE IS TO BE RAEP'D BY TATER IN BANNED HELL
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cool guy at 2:14PM, Feb. 26, 2008
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You're arrested because you're not watching Star Trek.

I sentence you to be locked in a room with angry vidians
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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