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SomaX at 12:14PM, July 1, 2007

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Food

By what name do we call my dog?

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bluebot092 at 1:18PM, July 1, 2007

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if we told ya the world wuld blow up

is the tails doll curse real?

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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Insizwa at 1:56PM, July 1, 2007

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Most definatly, that thing's posessed by demons.

Why would demons posses a doll?

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SomaX at 2:43PM, July 1, 2007

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Because spirits already possesed the socks.

Why does God want to end the world?

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fern at 3:03PM, July 1, 2007

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Because of dumb people.

Can anyone name a dumb person?

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veritan at 3:07PM, July 1, 2007

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I can.

Who should I name?

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fern at 3:08PM, July 1, 2007

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Your BFF.

Should you name another dumb person?

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veritan at 3:14PM, July 1, 2007

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I could.

Who else should I name?

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SomaX at 3:16PM, July 1, 2007

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your mom!

Why are we naming dumb people?

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fern at 3:17PM, July 1, 2007

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Because we will eventually get to you! (too mean)

Why am I mean?

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SomaX at 3:18PM, July 1, 2007

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Because you were born that way.

Why do I have 10 fingers?

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Insizwa at 7:56PM, July 1, 2007

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Because you have 10 toes.

Why am I so tired?

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fern at 8:33PM, July 1, 2007

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Because you're an anti-robot!

Why does U2 play music?

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Adenn at 11:48PM, July 1, 2007

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Because you touch yourself at night.

Anyone want a free kitten?

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(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

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fern at 1:11PM, July 2, 2007

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No because kittens are lame.

Why do kittens and kitten-related objects suck so much?

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veritan at 2:13PM, July 2, 2007

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There are black holes where the souls are supposed to be.

How about a free duck?

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fern at 2:51PM, July 2, 2007

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Anything that's free is good enough for me!

Should Hilary Duff be the next President of the United States?

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veritan at 3:14PM, July 2, 2007

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No.

Have you gotten an iPhone yet?

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fern at 3:29PM, July 2, 2007

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No way I'm paying 600 bucks for only 8 measly gigs!

What is 2+2?

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Cthulhu at 5:39PM, July 2, 2007

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6.

What is 2x2?

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fern at 6:36PM, July 2, 2007

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E. None of the above.

Should yo-yo's be called, stringy-balls?

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veritan at 7:44PM, July 2, 2007

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That or ball-y strings.

Can milk be called moo juice?

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fern at 7:48PM, July 2, 2007

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No because that's helllsane!

Should honey be called, honey?

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veritan at 7:51PM, July 2, 2007

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I believe it should be called bee barf.

Do you know the muffin man?

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fern at 7:54PM, July 2, 2007

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Who doesn't?!

Do you know I'm sleeping with the Muffin Man's wife?

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veritan at 7:58PM, July 2, 2007

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*gasp*

How could you?

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fern at 8:09PM, July 2, 2007

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She came on to me.

Can you really blame me?

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yaz47 at 8:44PM, July 2, 2007

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DEMONS!!!

Where IS Waldo?

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(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
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fern at 8:54PM, July 2, 2007

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Be more relevant!

Should I eat puppies for brekfast?

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Kohdok at 9:08PM, July 2, 2007

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Yes…

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Is Yaz really a girl and can she prove it?

highest rating so far has been #11 in comic books, #13 overall. It's pageviews are almost half a million!!

Croi Dhubh
Holy f***ing win!

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