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SnakeByte at 6:00AM, Feb. 26, 2008

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Come and play the Cursing game.

Rules are simple just curse the person above you.
Ex. I Curse you with five years of WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Be funny and enjoy!!

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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BloodTh at 7:02AM, Feb. 26, 2008

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I curse you with… (dramatic pause) IMMORTALITY! You are cursed to forever walk the world, unable to die, watching as all of your friends die, unable to take your own life! You will live for all of eternity and beyond, even past the end of time! You will float in nothingness, the last living creature ever! Poor bastard.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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SnakeByte at 8:24AM, Feb. 26, 2008

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NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

But for being the first one to respond to this, I curse you with random furry animals stealing your art supply!!

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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BloodTh at 11:36AM, Feb. 26, 2008

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Bastard! That was the pencil that I graduated with!

You are cursed with a… (dramatic pause) CHOCOLATE BODY! You have to eat YOURSELF!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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SnakeByte at 11:44AM, Feb. 26, 2008

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OH GOD!!!
I'M SO TASTY!!!

I curse you with weather that rains monkeys!!

(We need more people)

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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BloodTh at 11:58AM, Feb. 26, 2008

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Ah! That monkey has a gun! Shit!

I curse you with infinaye 4-kids dubbed anime! (only one I like is Sonic X, and they coulda done better!)

People oughta start comin', since I used to be very popular.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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cool guy at 2:06PM, Feb. 26, 2008

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You're Cursed with annoying morals from the jedi and dumbledore

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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BloodTh at 2:47PM, Feb. 26, 2008

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Really? Well, you're cursed with disentigrating balls!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Dr3wdub at 11:20PM, Feb. 26, 2008

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I curse you with butthole cancer!! You will never sit down again!

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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SnakeByte at 7:08AM, Feb. 27, 2008

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I curse you with the itch that you can't reach!!

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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crocty at 7:09AM, Feb. 27, 2008

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I curse you with the reach you can't itch!!

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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SnakeByte at 7:11AM, Feb. 27, 2008

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I curse you with attacking fan girls!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (wait that's not bad.)

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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crazyninny at 10:29AM, Feb. 27, 2008

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I curse you with a leg cramp!

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SnakeByte at 10:37AM, Feb. 27, 2008

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I curse your gun to malfunction!!

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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BloodTh at 12:40PM, Feb. 27, 2008

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I surse you with… ETERNAL BOREDOM! Nothin' will ever be fun again for you!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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crocty at 8:23AM, Feb. 28, 2008

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I curse you with words.
CURSE WORDS. YOU SNIVELLING LITTLE SHIT.
>:)

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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cool guy at 12:36PM, Feb. 28, 2008

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I curse you to an eternal burp

Have fun dieing of sufocation. >:)

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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crocty at 2:53PM, Feb. 28, 2008

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I curse you to be in the room with the burp.

Have fun dying of the horrid smell. >:)

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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cool guy at 8:58AM, Feb. 29, 2008

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I curse myself with no sense of smell

(the rules don't say any thing about cursing yourself) >:)

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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crocty at 9:04AM, Feb. 29, 2008

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cool guy
(the rules don't say any thing about cursing yourself) >:)

The rules
Rules are simple just curse the person above you.

I curse you with the never ending urge to break the rules.

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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cool guy at 9:41AM, Feb. 29, 2008

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crocty
cool guy
(the rules don't say any thing about cursing yourself) >:)
The rules
Rules are simple just curse the person above you.
I curse you with the never ending urge to break the rules.

I wass cursed with that a long time ago

I curse you with an thought of an old lady in a thong

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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SnakeByte at 8:05AM, March 3, 2008

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I curse you with no one reading your comics.

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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Sea_Cow at 2:59PM, March 6, 2008

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I curse you to have a lion bite your snake's head off.

I am so happy to finally be back home

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SnakeByte at 5:23AM, March 10, 2008

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I CURSE YOUR MASK TO BE TOO TIGHT!!

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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Dr3wdub at 8:31PM, March 17, 2008

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I curse you to shed your skin endlessly for all of eternity…or until you die…whichever comes first.

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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SnakeByte at 5:12AM, March 18, 2008

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I curse you to suck at video games and drawing comics!!!

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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Nintendude at 5:53PM, April 1, 2008

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I curse you to be a different numbered member!
You are NOW member #666!

AWESOME MAN! Here to make the day more AWESOME…..MAN!
Dun dun dun awesomeman AWESOME MANNN!
*repeats until your head explodes*

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SnakeByte at 6:51AM, April 4, 2008

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I curse you to be an adminstrator for DruckDuck.
Hahahaha!! Now, you'll have many people coming to you explaining what problem they are having on this site.

(oh yeah, I'm bad)

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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HippieVan at 8:51PM, April 30, 2008

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May you own a thousand houses, with a thousand rooms in each house, and a thousand beds in each room, and each morning you should wake up in a different bed, in a different room, in a different house, and you should walk down a different staircase, to a different car, driven by a different chauffeur who should drive you to a different doctor…and he shouldn't know what's wrong with you either.

THat's right, I have sophisticated curses!

Duchess of Friday Newsposts ~~and the holy Top Ten~~

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imshard at 3:23PM, May 1, 2008

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I curse you to forever dwell in the thousand miseries from the tears of the fallen angels, cast over the eternal abyss of the unborn sins. May you get everything you deserve there in that endless void of suffering and drowning toil.

EDIT: did I win?

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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