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Chrestfelt at 4:02PM, July 21, 2008

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Hi all…

This is the hardest part of this I do. I'm a writer, I write everything from poems to songs, Novels to Comics, and a lot of screenplays and plays.

My name is Stephen Paul Coffey and a lot of the time on Drunk Duck I post Bobby the Bot, a little homicidal Robot. I'm not an artist which will become clear if you read Bobby, but there seems to be a shortage of artists in Ireland who will work with me, must be my underarm spray, must use AXE more often.

In the past I've written for Havoc 21 in Ireland, and both stories got great reviews for the writing. I've also written a POD book called Zodiac: A Rosemary Herbb Adventure, which sold very well, with all proceeds going to charity. At the moment I'm writing a superhero team comic with a great artist called Ger Hankey. Also my Rosemary Herbb character is moving on up to her late teens and becoming a bum whopping bottom kicker with Barry McGowan doing the art for that. Can't wait.

I'm a big fan of George Carlin and Lewis Black, and love stand up comedy when it's done well. As for Comic book writers well can't go wrong with Alan Moore, Mark Millar, and Jeph Loeb. The Long Halloween is my fav graphic novel of all time.

I hope to get to know more people through this and also make some interesting working relationships.

May your God Bless you.
Stephen

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Steely Gaze at 5:13PM, July 21, 2008

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Welcome! I too cannot draw, but fortunately I have my own supply of canned artist. It's quite expensive but entirely worth it. :)

Enjoy yourself in our happy and peaceful community. Just remember, that cola is not for drinking, and the custard that Renga will undoubtedly offer you is to be refused with all due haste. It's…scary.

A Roll of the Dice now with full-size pages!

John Clyde now with ten times the tacky Hawaiian shirts!

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Renga Studio at 7:05PM, July 21, 2008

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Hi, Chrestfelt! Welcome to DrunkDuck! :) Would You Like Some Hot Cold Custard? “No, thank you”?! Why is everyone refusing my delicious custard?! Oh well, It'd be a shame to let this perfectly good custard go to waste…

(Renga greedily devours the custard.)

Mm, delicious! Have fun here on this site, Chrestfelt, and enjoy the weather! ;)

Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!

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crazyninny at 7:30PM, July 21, 2008

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To… Sleepy for a witty… Comment… Must… ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz…..

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amanda at 7:36PM, July 21, 2008

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Hey Stephen - welcome to the duck! And Renga, love, that's just…wrong.

www.catfaceco.com

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Custard Trout at 12:28AM, July 22, 2008

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I take offence to ‘may your god be with you’. What makes you assume I'm not an atheist? Huh? Do we suddenly not count? Jerk.

Chrestfelt
Rosemary Herbb

“My name is Lady Rosemary, I am tall and willowy. Though my manner may seem cold, I really have a heart of gold.”

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Also, I don't think Renga quite understands the. . . nature, of my custard.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Dark Clown at 7:37PM, July 22, 2008

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Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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