My name is C, stands for Chris. I own a total of four pairs of shoes and two pair of combat boots, which I use to end impolite questions. I like moonlit walks on the beach, chewing-gum and sarcasm. My pet peeves are rude people, expensive cars and anything made or sold as a “designer” item. I have a pet cat however, who occasionally peeves on my fathers clothes, if he leaves them out. This makes me laugh and laugh. I write some things and draw others. I am not proud of this, but it happens sometimes and then I clean it up.

there, I did it. Introduction done. now can I go?

Yes! you can go away! nah, we're too nice for that. Welcome to DD!