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Herc and Pepe Have Arrived!
Maximum Something at 4:19PM, Aug. 21, 2008
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Hey everyone, Herc here.

I'm the co-author for the comic Maximum Something. Me and my buddy Pepe hope to make you all laugh with our stupid jokes! Expect daily updates, and just lots of stupid fun. I personally am really glad that Pepe found this site, as it's a great opportunity to get tips and see other webcomics. It's really good stuff.

So hopefully this will be a good start for our comic.
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Dark Clown at 5:52PM, Aug. 21, 2008
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Welcome, Would You Like Some Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 6:55PM, Aug. 21, 2008
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Drink it. It kills you slowly and painfully. DRINK UP!

Oh and hello.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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crazyninny at 7:02PM, Aug. 21, 2008
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NO!!! DON'T DRINK IT!!! ITS FULL OF EMPTY CALORIES!!!
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Custard Trout at 12:43AM, Aug. 22, 2008
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No! Don't drink it! It. . . does something bad!

Ok, I didn't really think that through. I just wanted to be all cool for the new guy.

I'm sorry, I'll just stop bothering you now.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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amanda at 7:19AM, Aug. 22, 2008
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The cola *unflosses* your teeth. It's nasty. Plus, cola should not have chunks - that's just an opinion though.

Welcome!
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Signz at 7:50AM, Aug. 22, 2008
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Herc and Pepe are epic names.

welcome :D
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Maximum Something at 8:38AM, Aug. 22, 2008
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I love cola! *drinks*

And thanks for thinking our names are epic.
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Steely Gaze at 9:12AM, Aug. 22, 2008
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Welcome! I must ask, did you bother to read any of the posts preceding your last one? I only saw one person who claimed the cola was good, and another who obviously wants you dead (you ought to hire security or something), the rest of us don't want you to die! But now, it's too late. *sniff*

You should've stuck with Pepsi….
A Roll of the Dice now with full-size pages!

John Clyde now with ten times the tacky Hawaiian shirts!
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Aghammer at 10:41AM, Aug. 22, 2008
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RIP my friend…
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Renga Studio at 6:48PM, Aug. 22, 2008
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Oh well, it could've been worse; Maximum Something could've drunk RC Cola.

Except that a drink of that won't kill you.
Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!
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Jellomix at 9:15PM, Aug. 22, 2008
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Steely Gaze
Welcome! I must ask, did you bother to read any of the posts preceding your last one? I only saw one person who claimed the cola was good, and another who obviously wants you dead (you ought to hire security or something), the rest of us don't want you to die! But now, it's too late. *sniff*

You should've stuck with Pepsi….

NOOOO! Never Pepsi! It's practically my sworn enemy. D=

Anyway, Herc, a welcome to both you and your partner. I hope you have lots of fun here… and uh, a full recovery from the cola. Man, you just chugged it down… XD

Sig? Yeah, I'll get to it. >_<
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houseofmuses at 2:06PM, Aug. 27, 2008
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Jellomix
Anyway, Herc, a welcome to both you and your partner. I hope you have lots of fun here… and uh, a full recovery from the cola. Man, you just chugged it down… XD



Still no answer. I think we better call a priest……
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Brogan at 1:20PM, Aug. 28, 2008
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Welcome to DD!
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Tashna at 2:02PM, Aug. 28, 2008
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Holy crap, the Cola really does kill.

It's lovely to see youfall off the stairs, breaking your skull in two.
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Maximum Something at 7:48PM, Sept. 1, 2008
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Pepe here.

Thanks for killing Herc.

Oh well, he was expendable. Be sure to welcome Skippy aboard the Maximum Something crew soon!

– Pepe
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