I consider myself to be a comic book character who lives in a world of giant hamburgers, houses made of hamburgers and hamburger people.

Nice to beef you.

I am the black mage/meddling mettaur/tough yet cuddly cop. My origins are New York/the internet/ Perfection Island. Welcome to drunkduck, I welcome you/steal your goldz/arrest you cuz I'm bored.

I'm a complicated guy. But here at drunkduc, we are kinda the rival to smackjeeves. We are the good guys you see, here at drunkduck we don't smack our Jeeves, we take them out for drinks!