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yaz47 at 8:19PM, July 5, 2007

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The magic fairy thing that makes Chuck Norris kick a$$ gives you the power to say anything that can beat you won't.

Mac computers

(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )

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Pocketmonsters at 1:49PM, July 6, 2007

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It looks for info in your brain and uses it to work.

I don't have a signature? Well, I do but this is it.

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Cthulhu at 2:33PM, July 6, 2007

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You didn't say soemthing… So I will.

A keyboard.

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TrueNamu at 2:35PM, July 6, 2007

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Relays information to the government so that they can put you down in life.

A ruler

ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.

drunkduck.com/Des

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fern at 10:20PM, July 6, 2007

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A ruler works by its lines which transmit the devil himself to come out and judge you by measuring.

Gatorade.

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jgib99 at 11:18PM, July 6, 2007

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Alligator urine samples + Florida swamp water + artifical flavoring = Gatorade

High-Speed Internet

Karen's Edge

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fern at 11:51PM, July 6, 2007

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A fat guy from Wisconsin moves a wheel 7ft underground causing HS internet to work at its speed.

Air Conditioner

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Evil_Snuffkin at 5:38PM, July 7, 2007

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They suck up cold air from the polar regions and pump it into your room. The the chuck back the hot air at the poles. No wonder the ice caps are melting…

Hovercrafts.

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TrueNamu at 5:47PM, July 7, 2007

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Strings and wires to fool you fools.

Microwaves

ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.

drunkduck.com/Des

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drgngrl at 8:26PM, July 7, 2007

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the name says it all. there are tiny little robot bugs called micros that live inside the box. when you turn it on they don't like the noise the thing makes so decide to use heat waves to heat up whatever intruder has come inside their house until it leaves

beer

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

help my comic styles! its http://www.drunkduck.com/Donotread/

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fern at 9:37PM, July 7, 2007

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Beer doesn't really get you drunk, you're actually doing it on purpose hoping to get felt-up by some guy.

Belt.

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nerdsareinvading at 9:18AM, Aug. 22, 2007

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it is really nuclear powered and it shall bring destruction to the universe due to its enormous power relays….driven by bill gates…

forum games

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Mister Mew at 1:42PM, Sept. 1, 2007

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Chuck Norris makes up all the good ones and every one else makes up the boring ones.

Nintendo

I like pie!!!

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Lord Shplane at 1:47PM, Sept. 1, 2007

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Shigeru Miyamoto started it right. Now his evil clone Gerishu Motomiya, made the Wii.

Canadians.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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nerdsareinvading at 9:52PM, Sept. 1, 2007

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bacon…

americans

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Krensada at 8:17AM, Sept. 3, 2007

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Americans are powered by a crystal that was stolen form Atlantis many thousands of years ago. unfortunately this caused Atlantis to sink.

The Wiimote

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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nerdsareinvading at 12:28PM, Sept. 3, 2007

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little mimes sit inside the sensor bar and make the things move using mime magic…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Dragonizer at 6:58PM, Sept. 3, 2007

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Since you didn't say anything…

Computers.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Morality Pet >:3
The end of time will be the end of guilt.

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Krensada at 9:35AM, Sept. 6, 2007

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Little is known about the function of computers…what is known is a hamster wheel powers an arc of electricity between two forks and a piece of tin foil. Rubber bands hold different boards made of chocolate and cheese together.

An 8-Track tape.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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