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martinlo_23 at 5:12PM, Dec. 1, 2009
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Peace is good. But LEE7 thinks i'm dead so he fights with you and you and “The Legimate Poster” die. I make a hill…WITH…YOUR…CEREAL!!!!
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:40PM, Dec. 1, 2009
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I eat the cereal after I've won the fight and then barf it up making a new hill of vomit that all belongs to me. Anyone really want my hill now? :P
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martinlo_23 at 5:43PM, Dec. 1, 2009
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You sink in vomit. I clean the hill making a Suite Hill. SPA included. I use your head as a trophy. I HAVE THE HILL NOW.
Forcefield again. Made of pure 1337 awesomennes. Yes I used your 1337.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 1:38PM, Dec. 2, 2009
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My 1337 can never be controlled by a mortal so I win and you lose. I take the hill because I supervised construction.
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martinlo_23 at 3:39PM, Dec. 2, 2009
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I learned how to control pure 1337 with CHUCK NORRIS. So I Leet-force you to choke. I take the hill.

AGAIN!
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 1:07PM, Dec. 5, 2009
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martinlo_23
So I Leet-force you to choke.
That's REAL funny mlo23. And noone took over my post during my whole week of absence? That's lame! Oh yeah and since there is nothing that can control Chuck Norris the hill is mine. >:P!
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Rengishi at 5:46AM, Dec. 6, 2009
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We all know 1337's one true weakness,Randomness! And using the darkside of randomness pwn you all and make a hill of daimond enfused gold!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 11:03AM, Dec. 6, 2009
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Randomness my weakness, as if! Randomness is my specialty. I take your shiny(er than Edward) hill and make it mine by urinating on it.
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Rengishi at 12:41PM, Dec. 6, 2009
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i alpha dog pee on you and the hill and you are both mine

heh,heh,heh
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harkovast at 12:59PM, Dec. 6, 2009
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I lure you off the hill with the false promise of $15 dollars and then move in and take over.

Whose da king, baby? Whose da king?

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:39PM, Dec. 6, 2009
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Not you.

Rengishi comes soaring up the hill in an “awesome” kick into your Mouschi (german for vag-woman crotch, and the name of the cat in anne frank, which is the play I was in). He is angry because yo pulled an “American” on him and never paid him his money. You both wrestle down the hill, attempting to kill each other in a lame CAT fight. I come out from the shadows. My hair is all frizzy because I've had to take an extremely thorough shower after being showered upon with the liquid of warm greenness. I tear of my collar and the golden plated bikini (Star Wars joke) you put on me and the hill is mine. In case you didn't want to know, I'm going birthday suit on your ass. …that didn't come out right…
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Rengishi at 10:54AM, Dec. 7, 2009
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I sue you for rape and you are forced to give me the hill,and your first-born son.,but I in my wisdom get a restraining order that states if you come near me or the hill

Y0u \/\/i11 b3 57R1993D 0F 7h3 71713 1337 /\/\4573r
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I Am The 1337 Master at 11:09AM, Dec. 7, 2009
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If you can decipher that, go cry in the corner.
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Rengishi at 11:31AM, Dec. 8, 2009
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I stop crying and take a nap now I have the energy to reclaim the hill,but whoever posts next can have the hill… you wish






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WiffleBall at 3:43PM, Dec. 8, 2009
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Yeah, alright, I'll take it off your hands.
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Rengishi at 4:06PM, Dec. 8, 2009
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I sue you for theft because you obviously didn't read the tiny print next to what I said and take it back.
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WiffleBall at 4:25PM, Dec. 8, 2009
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Counter-sued.I takes it back.
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Rengishi at 4:33PM, Dec. 8, 2009
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I told your mom on you and got the hill back
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:20PM, Dec. 8, 2009
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I made your mom and wb's so I went back in time and unmade them. I take my hill.
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SansTalent at 4:38PM, Dec. 10, 2009
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I tear up the hill and turn it upside-down, burying you and standing on the former bottom, that now is the top.
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.

Look, a comic! Sorta!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 7:19AM, Dec. 13, 2009
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Upside-down hill? AWESOME. Good one.

I take the hill because I can post this weekend when we apparantly can't. You know, the server thing and all that? I'm cheating it.. >:)

Let's just hope I am allowed to. That would not be cool if I got frozen for being smart and finding a loophole. Will ozoneocean, skoolmunkee, the mods, or someone else stop me. WHO KNOWS?
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Rengishi at 2:55PM, Dec. 14, 2009
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I take the upside down hill and turn it to cake the upsidedown cake is mine 8D
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:39PM, Dec. 14, 2009
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…wtf is wrong with you…

I eat your cake, barf it onto your face and then sit (when I first typed this I “typo'ed” and wrote “sin”) on your head (you can't move) making me “technically” sitting on the hill in the process. Hill's mine.
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WiffleBall at 3:44PM, Dec. 14, 2009
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Repo-man. You haven't been paying your bills.

The hill is mine.
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SansTalent at 4:28PM, Dec. 14, 2009
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Bought the repo-depot company last week. You're fired, by the way.
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.

Look, a comic! Sorta!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:08PM, Dec. 14, 2009
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Ah but you didn't take the hill. I on the other hand take it as my big promotion.

(way to make no sense in changing the topics wiffleball)
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Rengishi at 3:09PM, Dec. 15, 2009
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I'm your boss the hill's mine:)
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:56PM, Dec. 15, 2009
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I fired (w/ a flamethrower) you “boss” and took back the hill.
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martinlo_23 at 5:56PM, Dec. 15, 2009
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With my firepowers (don't ask please)I burn you so I cook you.

The hill is mine.

I ate you as sushi.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Nightmare Zero at 6:54PM, Dec. 15, 2009
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*Slices you in half with my Z Saber* The hill is MINE!
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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