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Aghammer at 9:51AM, Aug. 1, 2009
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That's true but Salsa might see them as Kitty ears!! I was looking through the list of those of us still alive. Inuyasha is a dog, right? I'm always suspious of players that never post but I think Ex has nailed it..

I'm staying with Niccea for now, even though Rokulily has done the most killing (if I read the clues correctly).

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anr't niccea's ears more like deer ears exzachly?
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rokulily at 10:10AM, Aug. 1, 2009
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I don't have kitty ears. We don't even know what these ears are. And I still say that pulling the word reputation from the first page of my first comic is a stretch.

I think it was TFGM who commited the death you're being blamed for. But i still don't think you're innocent.

The weird thing is is I know that I'm innocent. Hark our dead diviner knows I'm innocent. And the baddies know I'm innocent. BUT the clues are DEFINITLY pointing to me. If we hadn't already killed the crazy mage i could swear that that'd be me… The best I can come up with is the guy with black dragon wings in niccea's OOC is being mistaken for crow or raven wings. Or that this is one hell of a red herring But thats a stretch.

I'll vote killerbob but if you guys want me dead to prove who I am, I don't blame you. I'm getting kinda curious myself.

My bets on the baddies are
TFGM- AoC
killerbob- black mage
Niccea- Ork
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Salsa at 10:20AM, Aug. 1, 2009
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The ghost of Lord Salsa was seen descending from the heavens. “Waff, stop deadtalking,” he said. And lo, there was a smackdown.

c'mon waff, I thought you knew better than that.
RAGE!
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Aghammer at 10:34AM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Salsa has made a point to mention kit… (k, ki) and then Birds in multiple kills. They clearly are important. I think it more likely that TFGM is the black mage (if anything) because if he was AoC wouldn't the detective be able to determine it? I'm only assuming Hark checked on TFGM.

rokulily
Niccea
I don't have kitty ears. We don't even know what these ears are. And I still say that pulling the word reputation from the first page of my first comic is a stretch.

I think it was TFGM who commited the death you're being blamed for. But i still don't think you're innocent.

The weird thing is is I know that I'm innocent. Hark our dead diviner knows I'm innocent. And the baddies know I'm innocent. BUT the clues are DEFINITLY pointing to me. If we hadn't already killed the crazy mage i could swear that that'd be me… The best I can come up with is the guy with black dragon wings in niccea's OOC is being mistaken for crow or raven wings. Or that this is one hell of a red herring But thats a stretch.

I'll vote killerbob but if you guys want me dead to prove who I am, I don't blame you. I'm getting kinda curious myself.

My bets on the baddies are
TFGM- AoC
killerbob- black mage
PP- alchemist (I said this a while ago too)
Niccea- Ork
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Salsa at 11:15AM, Aug. 1, 2009
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KillerBob: 2
Exzachly
Rokulily

Niccea: 1
Aghammer

And as Lord Salsa's ghost did battle with Waff's ghost he did update the vote count. Then, he proceeded to give waff's ghost an atomic wedgie.

HELP!!! I can't stop!!
RAGE!
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waff at 11:28AM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Salsa
The ghost of Lord Salsa was seen descending from the heavens. “Waff, stop deadtalking,” he said. And lo, there was a smackdown.

c'mon waff, I thought you knew better than that.
sorry *in the ground now*
Salsa
HELP!!! I can't stop!!
s'okay I need something to amuse myself with *and I shall strike back with a frying pan to the knee*.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Salsa at 12:01PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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*and I shall strike back with a frying pan to the knee*.

I counter with a swing of the squeaky hammer of magic.
RAGE!
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waff at 12:20PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Salsa
waff
*and I shall strike back with a frying pan to the knee*.

I counter with a swing of the squeaky hammer of magic.
oh so we're going in to joke weaponry aye? *therefore I attack with a rubber chicken*.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Salsa at 12:46PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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*gasp* The rubber chicken!!!! You may have bested me if it wasn't for my Supreme Pizza Axe of Asgarter.
RAGE!
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waff at 1:05PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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so you're the one that sent itself to. but luckily I have the green onion of blatant refrencing to counter with *brandishes a green onion*.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Salsa at 1:14PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Ah, the green onion of blatant referencing is indeed formidable, but it is no much for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
RAGE!
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waff at 1:18PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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*sifts through pockets* hmm…I don't have anything to defend against that…so I shall turn to tactics instead *ka-flee*.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Salsa at 1:29PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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* throws grenade at Waff*
RAGE!
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waff at 1:31PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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*gets concussed by the holy hand grenade of antioch* so thats how it survived all these years you never pulled the pin.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Salsa at 1:40PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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uh oh *Runs in terror from waff*
Wait, I'm already dead. Why am I running.
RAGE!
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waff at 1:44PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Salsa
uh oh *Runs in terror from waff*
Wait, I'm already dead. Why am I running.
*waff is too cconcussed to do anything this turn*.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Salsa at 1:48PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Salsa: “By the way Waff have you checked the tag on you undies today”
Waff: “No, why?”
Salsa: “I think that there may be something wrong with them.”
Waff: *goes off to his private place to check the tag of his underwear*
Waff: “'I prepared explosive runes this morning.' What the Hel-” *boom*
RAGE!
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harkovast at 1:52PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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I am always in favour of an order of the stick reference!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Salsa at 2:13PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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I am always in favour of an order of the stick reference!
I was wondering if anyone was going to catch that.
RAGE!
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waff at 2:24PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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*waff is gently smoking* hmm…refrences aye?…well I have these *starts bombarding salsa with sorcerer's fruit pies*
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well I also have *draws a cardboard tube in a dramatic fashion (with lens flare and everything)* this!

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Product Placement at 2:26PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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waff
sorcerer's fruit pies
But I'm allergic to blueberries.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Salsa at 2:32PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Aww c'mon. I don't have anything to beat the tube of the Cardboard tube samurai. except maybe the horde of nameless, Darsai, and Junlocks.
RAGE!
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waff at 2:49PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Salsa
Aww c'mon. I don't have anything to beat the tube of the Cardboard tube samurai. except maybe the horde of nameless, Darsai, and Junlocks.
don't yo…oh right you concussed me with the holy hand grenade of antioch.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Exzachly at 3:47PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Looking at the clues, I think Niccea and Rokulily are both killing townpeople… they gotta go!!
Well, eventually.. but there's no point voting for them now as KillerBob will just pardon them. KillerBob for lynch 2009!
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Salsa at 8:15PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Narrative

KillerBob was throwing kittens from the tower to keep the attacking mob at bey. “Fools I shall gut them all when the village is mine,” he said to himself. The Valkyries were dead and only one of his own had died. He was overconfident, for the villagers were of sterner stuff than he had anticipated. “KillerBob! I have come for thee!” Said a figure who had somehow managed to evade all his traps and alarms. “Ah, my ‘Lord’ I had hoped that I would not have to sully my hands with your blood,” said KillerBob. He turned to face the Lord of Townstonia. His eyes blazed with arcane magicks that no mortal was meant to wield. Lord TheFlyingGreenMonkey stood, unfazed by the gathering energies in the room. He took his sword and thrust it through the ribs of his opponent. His control broken, KillerBob was consumed by the arcane fires he had meant to use on his Lord.

KillerBob the Black Mage is dead.

Day five ends in fiery twilight.
Night five begins.
RAGE!
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Aghammer at 8:34PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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Excellent job guys… now we need to get rid of the other two (and another serial killer (or whatever)) and that will be that. :)

Salsa
Narrative


KillerBob the Black Mage is dead.

Day five ends in fiery twilight.
Night five begins.
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Exzachly at 8:48PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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After tonight, I'm pretty sure the townies will lose the majority vote though. We'll see… It all depends on what the agent of chaos does.
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ParkerFarker at 3:06AM, Aug. 2, 2009
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damn that Killerbob and his sly trickery! He hath only been a townie 4 times!!!!!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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therealtj at 7:38AM, Aug. 2, 2009
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Gee, guys it sure was a good stategy to elect the Black Mage as apposed to a Valkyrie.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
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Anthony Mercer at 7:42AM, Aug. 2, 2009
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Yay! My death is slowly being avenged!
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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