Votes have been updated.

Also, we have an all mafia round 2 in fightplosion. I'm coming back to take Glarg's place.

Now i contribute art for a change :0.

Niccea
Votes have been updated.

Also, we have an all mafia round 2 in fightplosion. I'm coming back to take Glarg's place.

Ha! I helped engineered an all mafia fightsplosion! That shows how awesome I am at strategy!

Also remember, when me and PP face off in what I can only imagine as, something so epic that it is indescibable, to breathe. Cause this fight will take your breath away. :D

Is it over?

Same….DOUBLE ESPECIALLY CRICKET!
GRRRRR!
*waves angry fist at cricket*

First: Awesomeness Same. :)

Second: Game's still going but as usual the townies have the win…unless they'd like to kill each other that is.

GarBonzo breathed a sigh of relief. She was so close to being wrongly lynched, but a sudden confession had made a change of plans. The 1337 Master was lead up the platform. He went silently, but his anger was smoldering. He was lead to the scaffolding to be quickly lynched. But then rokulily rushed to the ballot box to seal the fate of GarBonzo Bean.

GarBonzo Bean the bodyguard was lynched

Day five is over, Night five has begun. Get sending with the actions.

…how the…roku…-_-… she's doing this so I won't die…so this is how it goes…are both bodyguards dead? …>:D Let's kill roku!!!!!
(or not)

Alright…I think I have the thing to galvanize the slackers. This is the theme song of this game…

(Replace pirate with mafia)

you may be all like, what the hey nonny nah?! about my move to kill my own bodyguard but i have my reasons.

1. the mafia with the exception of A.Mercer has been kinda lame

okay, maybe really lame. Something crazy needed to be done and unfortunately only garbean had enough votes for me to swing this. seriously though it's like every time i'm mayor garbonzo bean is my bodyguard and i always end up killing her… sorry garbonzo bean!

2. secret agenda! seventy2 insisted i have one so i went out and got one! It's not so secret-y and i've had some help with it so thanks to those who've been helping! you know who you are.

rokulily
you may be all like, what the hey nonny nah?! about my move to kill my own bodyguard but i have my reasons.

1. the mafia with the exception of A.Mercer has been kinda lame

okay, maybe really lame. Something crazy needed to be done and unfortunately only garbean had enough votes for me to swing this. seriously though it's like every time i'm mayor garbonzo bean is my bodyguard and i always end up killing her… sorry garbonzo bean!

2. secret agenda! seventy2 insisted i have one so i went out and got one! It's not so secret-y and i've had some help with it so thanks to those who've been helping! you know who you are.

Wait a minute, what just happend? Are turning traitor because the mafia suck and you wanted some action? I LIKE IT!!! lol

Weeehhehehehehehehehehehheheheh, the mafia go crazy and don't spill the red sparklelies of doomsies!

*white coated men come to cart the Salsa away*

wow….i can't believe i've gotten away this long….


errrr…i mean…uhhhh…

seventy2
wow….i can't believe i've gotten away this long….


errrr…i mean…uhhhh…

of course you're the mastermind behind this whole plot! because under that mask you are really *pulls off mask* OLD MAN JENKINS! wait that isn't right…*pulls off the other mask* PRODUCT PLACEMENT'S EVIL TWIN! STANDING ON THE SHOULDERS OF A GREEN ORANGUTAN!!

how could we all have been so blind not to realize this sooner…

Oh Sh-

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Niccea
Votes have been updated.

Also, we have an all mafia round 2 in fightplosion. I'm coming back to take Glarg's place.

Ha! I helped engineered an all mafia fightsplosion! That shows how awesome I am at strategy!

Also remember, when me and PP face off in what I can only imagine as, something so epic that it is indescibable, to breathe. Cause this fight will take your breath away. :D

I'm glad I brought up my fight cause my last one is still finishing. I'd apprecate it if the mafia “gang”((haha pun Hark would be proud)) could take a look. Heres the link http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?cid=237&tid=51179&pid=750184#750184

I haven't been lame! I've been trying to be active but as usual I haven't had anytime!!! I don't remember who my other mafia member is too. We just sucked, kay? Well…whatever. I don't need you! I have my imaginary friend Steve (the crazy asian) and we will rule this world together (Salsa's freinds come back and take me too)

Oh and don't take offense at the asian bit. It was a joke on my sister's boyfriend.

I Am The 1337 Master
I have my imaginary friend Steve (the crazy asian) and we will rule this world together (Salsa's freinds come back and take me too)

Oh and don't take offense at the asian bit.

Steve isnt an asian name.



This is me. Owning you. With sense.

5 points for correctly guessing the reference.

Also i think a mystery role should be introduced since the current mafia are dead. Unless everyones moved on. I think a random towny should be switched to an initiate mafia member and they should try to whipe every one out. Clues should be less obvious and they should get to kill every night turn.

Or we could just wait for the next game, same.

And yeah he's asian but named Steve…

I think I get the joke but I can't think why…

Im assuming your sis' boyfriend is an inside joke kinda guy. Well aslong as hes not taking the piss outta you id just go with it. And just a suggestion. Maybe could be added to the next game or something.

Well I was just suggesting too.

He wouldn't b/c before he dated her he was my frend. Now he's my frenemy. -_-…

1337 is out!

same
Im assuming your sis' boyfriend is an inside joke kinda guy. Well aslong as hes not taking the piss outta you id just go with it. And just a suggestion. Maybe could be added to the next game or something.

In game three we had a godfather power of converting a townie into a mafia. It made everything so much more confusing.

Niccea

same
Im assuming your sis' boyfriend is an inside joke kinda guy. Well aslong as hes not taking the piss outta you id just go with it. And just a suggestion. Maybe could be added to the next game or something.

In game three we had a godfather power of converting a townie into a mafia. It made everything so much more confusing.

Well firstly thats just kinda wrong. Your friend going out with your sister. Im my girlfriends brothers friend now but that went in reverse. I went out wth her and her little bro talked to me about games and i was all like “F**K YEAH! LVL 70 ROUGE ‘N SHIT!” Now were kinda friends.

Secondly: I guess it would. I suppose we just need more players.

Thirdly: TFGM and PP’s manly combination! Which was clearly overlooked i think. Was i the only one who saw this coming?

same
Thirdly: TFGM and PP's manly combination! Which was clearly overlooked i think. Was i the only one who saw this coming?

ROFL! HahahahaHAHAHha…….Oh gawd. nothing could stop us. Not even Captain DrunkDuck. I miss Captain Drunk Duck.

-.- Yeah we needed more people. But it was either have sign ups for a week or two weeks.

Also, 20 minutes until the night ends.

Niccea
-.- Yeah we needed more people. But it was either have sign ups for a week or two weeks.

Also, 20 minutes until the night ends.

Suspense

If anyone was going to send in actions…they are too late. Narrative in pending. >:)

Niccea
If anyone was going to send in actions…they are too late. Narrative in pending. >:)

Dramatic suspense :D

Salsa did not believe in hidden agendas. He simply believed in doing his job as the vigilante. A mafia member was on trial, but the bodyguard got hung. He gripped a monkey wrench tightly in both hands as he broke into I Am The 1337 Master’s abode. The bomber didn’t even see it coming. He only had enough time to text “Bomb Voyage” to his planted bombs.

I Am The 1337 Master, the bomber, had been pounded into a bloody pulp.

Salsa grinned at the mess he had made on the carpet. “Alas, poor 1337, I knew him well.” Before he could continue on with his parody of Hamlet and find a nice bar wench, the explosions of the bombs rocked the ground.


Product Placement, the paranoid, finally remembered to take his medicine to make him a little bit saner. Though, he couldn’t shake off his nervousness that something bad was going to happen.


Rokulily was in the mayor’s office making more devious not so secret agendas to try to push Mafia XXII to 20 pages. Though this was a valiant effort, it was all for not. Her remains splattered town hall when the bomb on her went off.

Rokulily the townie and mayor was blown up.


TheFlyingGreenMonkey was checking his guns with his attendant green monkey by his side. Maybe this time he would go out to kills some townies…nope…

TheFlyingGreenMonkey the Serial Killer was blown up.



Mafia XXII is over. GM elections will be up soon.

wow….i was way off on my guesses…