Sorry but I cant be bothered with this anymore. Maru is the bomber.

Mmhmm? And what's your evidence?

how….how'd you know about the grasshoppers?!?1 :cry:

frankkerr
Sorry but I cant be bothered with this anymore. Maru is the bomber.

No, he is right. Just lynch me please.

Have you guys STILL not killed me?

Do I have to do everything myself?

*punches self in face*

hmmm….this could take a while!

Sorry everyone but I feel that this is going on a little too long. And if I have to look at this kirby avatar for one more day I think my head will explode.

frankkerr
Sorry everyone but I feel that this is going on a little too long. And if I have to look at this kirby avatar for one more day I think my head will explode.

I feel your avatar pain (I will Never do a Phyllis Diller again). So why don't you just start double-lynching? It's not like you Don't Mind Killing Your Townies. even those that voted for you.

Im sorry about voting for you and causing others too but I was just trying to catch the psychopath. Im just stupid enough to think that the white cat was a clue related to your avatar and I should have listened to product. I did my best as mayor but I didnt do good enough and for that I apologise. Also double lynch it is.

Double-lynching because you don't like your avi is a better reason than I had for lynching Mett.

It's only a game, but thanks for the apology

Everyone eventually finds a reason to lynch mett.

Poopy.

Possibly that is.

I believe in the power of love so I believe the Mafia will win somehow, someway.

frankkerr
Sorry everyone but I feel that this is going on a little too long.

frankkerr
Everyone eventually finds a reason to lynch mett.

Because they feel like it is a reason.

Its 5:34 am and no narration. I am disappoint.


*start*
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Resume game
Options
Save
Load
Quit <-

Are you sure?

Yes <- No
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Final Narrative

The last five remaining people gathered at the town square. “This is gone on far too long! I say we declare a double lynch so we can lynch the mafia and myself for being a bad mayor and ugly,” he said trying to wipe the tears from his eyes and failing to because his kirby arms were too short.

“No I say we lynch me! I have told you all along that I was the Godfather!” Hark shouted as he punched himself in the face to prove he was dastardly. This provoked everyone to argue that they should be the one to be lynched.

“QUIET!” Maru shouted at the top of her lungs. The arguing ceased. “I am the last remaining mafia! I should be the one to be lynched!” She said proudly. Everyone looked around and nodded in satisfaction. “Our master plan worked. We have exposed the mafia!” Hark shouted. Hark and the rest moved in on Maru.

“What? Y..you tricked me?!” She said outraged at the group of men coming towards her. Product grabbed a hold of her left arm. He screamed and let go after Maru gave him a bite. The others were already on her before she could turn and run. They picked her up and rushed her towards the gallows.

“I won't let you brutes have the satisfaction!” She said biting down on her secret bomb tooth. Beeping sounds could be heard coming from Maru's body. “Duck and cover! She is gonna blow!” Product shouted as they dropped maru on the ground and started to turn around. Hark and Frankkerr started to run but something caught there leg and wouldn't let go. A quick glance from both told them it was Maru holding on to them with a wicked grin.

“S***!” they both exclaimed as Maru went critical.

It was a while until the dust settled. The survivors slowly got up and checked themselves for injuries. The only one that didn't get up was Maru cause she had been blown to pieces.

Maru the Uncoverer was lynched!

“Hey I found the noose!” Mercer shouted pulling the rope from the wreckage of the gallows. “Give it here!” Frankkerr shouted grabbing it and pulling it around his neck. “No Hark is the godfather we should kill him!” Mercer said pulling it from Frankkerr and putting it around Hark's neck. Mean while outside in the real world, the cats that made up TFGM got back into the man suit.

TFGM put a hand to the side of his head and groaned. “Hate the crash,” he said as he walked back into town. “What happened here?!” he exclaimed as he watched Mercer, Product, Frankker and Hark carrying the rest of the towns people's limp bodies to the mass grave site. They all looked back at him with an evil glint in their eyes. Mistaking the surviving townies as mafia he shouted, “Mafia!” and fled.

Frankerr the Cute and Cuddly Kitten made it back to the real world.
AnothyMercer the Rat in a Corner made it back to the real world.
ProductPlacement the Brain Cell made it back to the real world.
Harkovast the Bodyguard made it back to the real world.

This teaches me a valuable lesson. Complain and things get done.

Clues!

Mettaur: war, baby siblings = children, Fighting/fighters = Forum Fighters.

Mercer: Truly, Joke and no knife(comic stick man has no fingers)

Niccea: First night = “Congratulations”
Second night = “Congratulations,” “Pick” and “little bit”
Third night = “”, “”, “” and short reference
Forth night = “”, “”, “”, “”, smile, “extra” and bake goods.

Maru: Dark Figure = maru has black hair. Speech about he is unpredictable = random
Two kill = “”, “” and “meet some of” 2ND page of her comic.

So with all the repetition of Niccea's clues all I can tell is you guys were lazy at clue solving.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Mercer: Truly, Joke and no knife(comic stick man has no fingers)

I killed someone? Who?

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
So with all the repetition of Niccea's clues all I can tell is you guys were lazy at clue solving.

Uhm… More like we were looking at the wrong things. I was too busy focusing on the whole “anger issues” that the serial was going through, thinking that it was the main clue.
I believed Jninja was guilty at one point, because the serial said that he was attacking red slayer for being inactive (since it was him who decided to instalynch shirk). I also started pondering for a short while if it was Sa…Frankkerr who was the serial, after the fourth night; when the killer was described as “short (as he looked down at the Stranger)” and “long knife” popped up, which was essentially a description of his Kirby/Ninja avatar. I didn't post my theories because I wasn't certain and I preferred not getting killed for clue solving. That's why I tended to discuss my theories with other players, privately.

But don't start castigating the players for being lazy cluesolvers. That's not nice. Your clues were kinda hard.

P.S. So how does “Congratulations,” “Pick” and “little bit” point out Niccea?

Anthony Mercer
I killed someone? Who?

Yeah… I was also gonna ask about this. What was the deal with that attack? I thought the veteran had been attacked at first but then Frankkerr said he was protecting me and then I thought the “skinny man” reference was a jab at my stick figure comic. Why didn't the parano… mouse kill his attacker?

Edit: Never mind. I discovered why:

Rulebook
Serial Killer:
Raging Psycho(serial Killer): TFGM has always had a temper. Sensing a kindred soul the serial killer fused with his anger forming an unholy alliance. This alliance has given the serial killer one extra night life. Gets to kill once per turn.

Raging Psycho kinda explains the anger thing.

Congratulations = profile last paragraph.
Pick = Title of comic. “Ice Pick”
little bit = profile second paragraph.

I threw in long knife as a red herring for Frankkerr.
Crazy and wanting a drink(two different murders) was a red herring for Ninja.
Screaming right in the victoms face was a red herring for hark.

Also yeah skinny figure was aimed at Mercer's stick figure comic.

I killed roku!!!

i protected people!

I protected people and got them killed.

i pretended to be good at clue solving, while randomly pointing fingers.

I Am The 1337 Master
I killed roku!!!

That reminds me. I think you deserve another title for that. 1337 the Determined! Cause you were determined to kill Roku and you did. Plus you were determined to carry on with out you team after they died.

And I'm determined to be an asshole!

I accept.

I pulled a gullas.

I rolled die for my night kills.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

I Am The 1337 Master
I killed roku!!!

That reminds me. I think you deserve another title for that. 1337 the Determined! Cause you were determined to kill Roku and you did. Plus you were determined to carry on with out you team after they died.

just determined? pff- no. sometimes l33t kills me, sometimes i kill him. its all about be the best rivals we can be, and we are darn good rivals. a title more focused on this would be better.

thinking about it, if you looked waaaay back on our track record this rivalry started when l33t was a mafia and killed me and declared that we were rivals.

so l33t
“the everlasting rival” or
“the anti-roku”
would be a more fitting title then just the determined

I thought it was in Product's game when I was the Vigilante and died because you sent your action first and had an extra life.
YOU EVIL!


But I'll take anything.

I like titles. >:D

rokulily
“the anti-roku”

the sour dough cookie?