The game all about life. In this RPG you get to EAT, SLEEP, FIGHT, and even POOP.

Rules

1. We all start out at as simple weaklings or peasents even.

2. You are free to virtually anything you please, just no god modding or using the power of Jebus and whatnot.


3. Killing is permited but try not to make it complicated by saying the person killed your evil twin or he killed someone disguised as you. Oh and ONLY REALISTIC DEATHS ACCEPTED, the same applies for destuction.

4. If you happen to die then emperor X can revive you, but make caution You loose all of your current possesions and half of of your fighing skill in doing so.

5. Also Feel free to find a way to move out of the location you are in if possible.
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I'll go first. Oh and the location is in an underwater hotel near the coast of southern Australia, it is 1:24 a.m. Most people are sleeping at the moment.



Zgenstru, a man with red hair, Blueish green tuxedo with a black Top Hat, manages to soil his sheets after a gruesome Nightmere, he walks quietly towards the laundry room down the hallway armed with his bullet proof vest and trousers.

Zgenstru drops his shamefully soiled sheets in surprise as a frumpy-looking brown-haired lady in yellow pajamas jumps out from a nearby hallway door. She introduces herself as Amanda and cautions him NOT to go into the laundry room.

“We'll stuff your sheets into the furnace in the basement,” she suggests instead.

As Zgenstru and Amanda make there way down the basement stairs they find their way blocked by a dampe pile of fur. On closer examination they discover it to be the sleeping for on Westy.
Westy is an anthropomorthic wolf type thing.

Westy is asleep and also still abit wet.

Zgenstru taps the wet wolf thing with the tip of his shoe.

Westy wakes up with a startald snaral and quickly spins round to face the two who have so rudly awoken him. Instictivly orepairing himself for a fight he bares his teath and flexes his claws before Slipping on the wet step and falling bacwards own the stairs.
-1 health
+5 confusion

zgenstru stuffs his soiled sheets in the furnace.

Fan-freakin tastic Shard thought to himself. No sooner had he stuffed his victim and the boiler room attendant into the furnace than the door had opened. Since he had also stuffed his poison darts with his bloody coat in as well he had no recourse but to playact his way out.

A dog-man, followed by a woman and man carrying bedsheets came in. The hell?
they stuffed the sheets into the inferno and were turning to leave before they noticed him in his all black 3-piece suit.

then everyone heard a sound comeing from the main lobby, zgenstru goes to awnser the entry tube and jumps back in suprise to see a robotic echinda with one missing arm. the robot comes out of the tube and its back opens, a blue 2 tailed fox with neat hair comes out of the robot. “Hi my name is Wesley” the blue fox says.

Just when zgenstru is about to introduce himself, he notices that there is a large crack on the giant window in the middle of the room. ( The window which is the only protection of the room from the water itself.)

“ill fix it!” says wesley. He then jumps into the robotic echinda and pushes a button to make tape come out. “ok now time to fix it up” says wesley as he comes out of the robot. He takes the tape and places a strip on the crack. “this tape lasts forever!”

zgenstru notices a manly figure in near by cornor. “What's that?”

suddenly the figure dissapears into the darkness. “eh was that a ghost?” says westy
“I think so…” Wesley mumbles. “anyway i was wanting to check into this hotel do you think there is any room for me?” wesley asks zgenstru.

No not at all check with the receptionist at the first floor.

“ok” Wesley says. he goes to the first floor and checks with the receptionist. 5 mins pass by. “ok guys i got a key to room number 421. welp im gonna go hit the hay after i put my robot up. good night guys” Then wesley goes to his room with his robot in the 3rd floor and goes to sleep.

+5 hp
+7 happines

Its around 2:00 when a submarine pulls in for its final shift to the underwater Hotel carrying a single pasenger. he was short and wore a large bag and a black Hoodie ,which covered most of his orange hair. He left the subdriver a tip and proceded throught the soggy floor of the lobby.
“Hello, my name is Drew.” He said with a smirk,“And I would like a room as close as possible to room 421.”

Im assuming that this hotel is something like the city of Rapture in Bioshock. In which case the first part should make since.

welsey was still awake when he heard drew. he zooms down to drew in a flash and shakes his hand. “Hi im wesley im in room 421 nice to meet you ^.^”

“Hey, Im Drew and I guess that I'll be staying across the hall from you.”he said trying not to sound shocked at the speed or appearance of the blue-fox-thing “er…pretty fast, huh?” he said looking at the trail of steam weasley had made behind him when he ran on the damp carpet.

“Eh dont worry about my speed im pretty fast.” Wesley says as he looks at the steam. “Well im gonna go try to fix the missing arm on my robot. Cya later!” Wesley says merrely going up to his room.

“Well this is gonna be weird.”Drew said as he walked to his room. He smiled again,“Im glad i took this job.”

while wesley was working on his robot he heard drew. “hm?” he asks himself. “maybe drew is an assasin well im gonna have to be carful.”

his target eliminated and the body disposed of Shard boards the sub and steals it. Leaving the guests of the hotel stranded, and at his mercy. They don't notice until the sub doesn't return the next day. He stalks them in the stolen vessel timing his next move.

Drew looks out of his window at the sub as it circles for the fith time.
“heh,damn, somebody beat me to it. Oh well. On to plan B.” He hooks up his Wii and starts to play a game of Smash bros Brawl.

Edit: -10 int(videogames, lol)

“wow this place is cool its nice to see the fish and the books are cool too!” wesley says as he reads a book and drinks some milk.

+3 int

zgenstru belches very loudly, shattering eighteen windows.

Shard surfaced the sub and sailed away happily. His plot to destroy the hotel complete. The shattered windows flooded the underwater hotel and without the sub none of the guests or employees had a chance. He chuckled and torpedoed a failboat on the way to the mainland.

Little did shard know, that zgenstru always comes prepared with a skin tight water suit under his tuxedo but, how will he reach the surface with only enough oxygen in the suit to last 30 minutes, it's a 33 minute swim to the surface.

Drew continues to play Brawl as the water rushes in. finishing off Master Hand right before he inhales a gallon of water and drowns.

(His final thoughts were “BOOYAH!” )

“oh shit” as wesley said as he saw the water come rushing in. he jups into his robot and grabs zgenstru and uses his jetpack boost to escape to the surfuce

+5 strengh

“I think I can see Australia.” Said Zgenstru.

as wesley and zgenstru go up onto the water wesley looks onto a full moon
he suddenly turns grey

zgenstru:“WESLEY WHATS HAPPENING TO YOU?!”
Wesley:“oh didnt i tell you? im a werewolf/fox…ehehehehe dont worry i dont bite or kill though i do wanna chew on a steak or soemthing.”

wesley:+5 strengh
zgenstru:+1 int for knowing im a werewolf