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Super Llama at 9:09PM, Dec. 6, 2007

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Granted, but it's 1/4 your size, and moths have been feasting on it for a month.

I wish for some incredibly useless superpower.

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BloodTh at 10:52PM, Dec. 6, 2007

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granted. You get the power to talk to fish.

I wish I wasn't depressed anymore.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Djeinus at 2:53AM, Dec. 7, 2007

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Granted. You get a year supply of Prozac, but it went through tons of radioactive ooze and after taking the first pill, you grow a third, useless leg with 6 fingers on it.

I wish I had a million pesotas

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Aussie_kid at 4:52AM, Dec. 12, 2007

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Granted, but the delivery man is an idiot and thinks he's supposed to poor them down your throat. You choke and die (Sorry, but I couldn't resist responding with stupidity)

I've always wanted to be able to draw properly, like perfect perspective and accurate figures

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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Insane Video Gamer at 8:27AM, Dec. 12, 2007

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Granted, but you become super popular and are killed by a stampede of fangirls.

My comic link is:
Random Insane Sprite Comic

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crocty at 9:49AM, Dec. 12, 2007

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Insane Video Gamer
Granted, but you become super popular and are killed by a stampede of fangirls.

…Yeah, that's helpful…

Anyway, I wish my school were to blow up, without me, or any of my friends in it…

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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Djeinus at 3:04PM, Dec. 12, 2007

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Well, granted. But a flying piece of the school falls on you and your friends.

I wish I had a Wii

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korosu at 4:08PM, Dec. 12, 2007

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Granted, but the only thing that comes with it is the weather, and the controllers are missing.

I wish I could go out and see a movie.

trojan-rabbit @ dA
Online portfolio

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Super Llama at 4:43PM, Dec. 12, 2007

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Granted, but the only movie to see is Dumb and Dumbererererererer: Lloyd Strikes Back.

I wish for 1,000,000 US dollars, that's not ill-gotten.

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BloodTh at 6:18PM, Dec. 12, 2007

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granted, but you're arrested for conterfitin'. (Ill-gotten means srolen, so counterfiting doesn't fit in there.)

I wish I has Halo 3 now.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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ElTipejoLoco at 3:09AM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted. You obtain the third copy of Halo: Combat Evolved ever produced instead of a copy of the third sequel, however. Soon after, the original owner hunts you down and murdalizes (fancier than murder!) you in order to retrieve it back. Sadly, you live long enough to hear the murdalizer's whiny, thirteen year-old-ish voice echo “BOOM, HEADSHOT” in your mind until the very moment you expire.

I wish it would snow in Laredo.

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Darkfallenangel at 6:07AM, Dec. 13, 2007

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granted, but it becomes the biggest blizzard ever seen and you freeze to death

I wish for my brother to die…don't ask

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Insane Video Gamer at 8:10AM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted, but now you have a monkey living in your house acting as your brother for cover up to your parents and you get blamed for everything he does.
(Sorry I didn't do a wish before ^_^')

I wish for an XBOX 360 that hasn't been taken from someone or bought with illgotten money.

My comic link is:
Random Insane Sprite Comic

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BloodTh at 2:59PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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granted, but it blows up.

I wish my 360 had more games.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Djeinus at 3:07PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted, but they all include sexual scenes and are forever banned from all countries except Japan. (Since they are all H-games produced in Japan.)

I wish I owned a star.

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Dr3wdub at 3:52PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted, but it comes to visit and burns you to death.

i wish that i could regenerate from any wound.

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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BloodTh at 4:08PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted, but the constant regeneratin' shortens your life. You get caught in anexplosion and are blown to pieces. You regenerate, but die the next day.

I wish I could hook up to XBox live right now.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Dr3wdub at 4:44PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted, but microsoft uses it to track you down and Bill Gates uses his raygun to evaporate you.

i wish that i had telekinesis.

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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BloodTh at 4:49PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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granted, but it overloads your mind. You end up as a vegetable for the rest of your life.

I wish I was Blood Striker Demon of Darkness.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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genstru at 4:58PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted but you are then struck down by the savior of light.

I wish my art style could improve more so that I could get my comic book published.

Magic vol. 2 returns this week!

Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm moving to theotaku.com this Feb.

And visit my Magic vol.2 Forum….TODAY!

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Dr3wdub at 5:05PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted, but you are stalked by fanboys until eventually they kill you and sell your bodyparts on eBay.

i wish that e3 was still open to the public.

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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Insizwa at 5:17PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted! The place gets overly crowded to the max and 53 people are killed by being stampeded over. Then E3 is cancelled forever!!

I wish I had that I had one of them new fangled record players.

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BloodTh at 6:14PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted, but you're laughed at for bein' out of date.

I wish my demo of “The Darkness” would hurry and download.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Dr3wdub at 6:17PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted, the Darkness sucks.

i wish i had x-ray vision.

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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BloodTh at 6:20PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted, but ya get busted for droolin' when you're lookin' at tits (ya are a guy, right?)

Are you serious the darkness sucks?

I wish they had a demo for Halo 3.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Dr3wdub at 6:33PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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Granted,your Xbox gets the red rin of death as you boot up the main menu.

Nah the game alright it just got boring really fast.

I wish that there was a system that played Xbox360, Playstation 3, and Wii games.

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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BloodTh at 6:42PM, Dec. 13, 2007

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granted, but it costs $20,000,000, and by the time you get one, you're 83, and it's out of date.

I wish there was sound on my stupid mini tv. Trust me when I say mini, it's barely bigger than my DS.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Insane Video Gamer at 4:38AM, Dec. 14, 2007

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Granted, but now it's so loud that it bursts your ear drums out and you can't hear anything anymore.

I wish I had a PSP, DS, and the new Kingdom Hearts games for them (all English) and none of it blows up, gets srolen, has been srolen, or was bought with illgotten, srolen, or conterfitted money, and no one gets murderlized.

My comic link is:
Random Insane Sprite Comic

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Thevampire_kain01 at 10:54AM, Dec. 14, 2007

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Granted but it gets “Stolen” cuzz you can't spell it right.

I wish for the soulreaver, and i don't want me to get impaled by it, or it break, or it do anything bad to me.

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Dr3wdub at 1:59PM, Dec. 14, 2007

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Granted, but you are so consumed with power that you kill everyone you know(and some that you dont know) in a bloody rampage.

getting really specific now i see…

i wish that i was the most intelegent person in earth,and i dont wanna go insane,or for my head to explode.

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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