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I Am The 1337 Master
at 1:09PM, March 13, 2010
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MUST. GET. OTHER. 11. POINTS!!!
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Product Placement
at 2:51PM, March 15, 2010
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I Am The 1337 MasterAnd I shall steal your chance of harnessing those 11 points.
MUST. GET. OTHER. 11. POINTS!!!
The original founders of Carthage were the Punics or that's what the oldest sources seems to tell us. However, according to tradition, it was built by Queen Elissar after fleeing from Tyre.
As for the other answers, I coppied them off 1337 master's paper. Nobody saw me do it, so it's ok.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Mettaur
at 2:56PM, March 15, 2010
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For all of you, I have the ultimately hardest question. Impossible to answer, no one has been able to give an answer about this so far. Alright, the question is- why do females love vampires so much? If you can answer that, I will be impressed.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement
at 3:09PM, March 15, 2010
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MettaurBecause…
“question”
… they're the only one's willing to go down on them during their monthly moment.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Mettaur
at 1:42AM, March 16, 2010
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Alright, easiest question ever. Did Twilight suck? And by suck, I mean the only reason you would buy it, would be to destroy it.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement
at 6:51AM, March 16, 2010
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I believe this picture just about sums it up.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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I Am The 1337 Master
at 6:37PM, March 16, 2010
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“No Bella. If he hasn't raped you with his tentacles yet then he is not exorcizable. But if you get down on your knees and give me a little boy to give me a blowjob the job may be possible”
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Mettaur
at 7:05PM, March 16, 2010
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School Store is now open! Everything from clothes, to school supplies, to food, to tools, to armor, to weapons! Come on down to the school store today!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur
at 3:41AM, March 17, 2010
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A test of intelligence! Which is cooler, a werewolf or a vampire, and why? Plus, which would win in a fight? And we are talking the real deal here, not vampires that walk in daylight or werewolves that retain human thought when in the change. Which, would, win!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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at 12:25PM, March 17, 2010
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Classic Bram Stoker vampires.
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Mettaur
at 2:52PM, March 17, 2010
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Only the janitor showed up for the test, you all don't care? Supernatural Survival 101, very important class. Well, explain your choice.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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at 3:54PM, March 17, 2010
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Bram Stokers classic dracula being the original vampire. Before they were pretty boys and emo fags. He was a bit of a pretty boy in the movie but thats just because he could change form and such. And eh drinks blood and doesnt afraid of anything.
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Mettaur
at 4:34PM, March 17, 2010
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Wow, someone actually remembers the original vampires! Well, judging by your arguement on why, I give you points for this: You actually used the original vampires, and finally people are speaking out against Twilight!
Drinks blood, how does that make him a better fighter? And they do fear, just some get all no fear because they haven't died yet, but that just makes them careless.
And congratulations! Here is your prize, a level one robot minion! I reprogrammed this one to follow and obey the guy who won it. It is basically a floating radio, with a laser attached! But, with this being TD High and all, I watered the laser's damage it could do to “minor annoyance”. It also has a pretty good AI, but not so good with decisions since it will always agree with you. Here ya go, and thanks for participating in the TD High testing program!
Drinks blood, how does that make him a better fighter? And they do fear, just some get all no fear because they haven't died yet, but that just makes them careless.
And congratulations! Here is your prize, a level one robot minion! I reprogrammed this one to follow and obey the guy who won it. It is basically a floating radio, with a laser attached! But, with this being TD High and all, I watered the laser's damage it could do to “minor annoyance”. It also has a pretty good AI, but not so good with decisions since it will always agree with you. Here ya go, and thanks for participating in the TD High testing program!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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at 11:04AM, March 18, 2010
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Smells musty
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Mettaur
at 3:17PM, March 18, 2010
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How did you do that? It's nigh impossible to turn one off without it exploding if you aren't a pro, so how did you, the janitor, manage to deactivate it?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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at 3:24PM, March 18, 2010
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The power of diet coke.
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Mettaur
at 3:40PM, March 18, 2010
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So you splashed Cola all over your new fully functioning scout drone? Which could have sold well, but instead you splashed coke on it? Alright, note to self, make liquid-proof casing on all future robots… and just wait, I'll think of a new test, but it will be hard! Because it will have actual school questions!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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at 3:44PM, March 18, 2010
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I woulda prefered it as a helmbot anyway.
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Mettaur
at 3:47PM, March 18, 2010
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Really? What happened to the days I caught students using the drones they won to spy on people inappropriately? Now all these kids can think of is to make that valuable robot an extra football helmet…*sigh*…what happened?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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at 3:55PM, March 18, 2010
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I hate football. I just wanted it so i can run down the corridor pretending to be an eyebot. Bzzzzzt Bzzzzzzt! Bleep bloop!
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Mettaur
at 4:10PM, March 18, 2010
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Alright, but not on the job. You still haven't finished cleaning that mess from the ghoul attack.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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at 4:43PM, March 18, 2010
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Ah hell. I just used the rock it launcher to fire the trash into the other school. Was a fun day indeed.
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I Am The 1337 Master
at 5:40PM, March 18, 2010
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I dub myself narrator.
It was all going swell…then it all went wrong.
and only the 1337 master remained.
It was all going swell…then it all went wrong.
and only the 1337 master remained.
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Mettaur
at 6:22PM, March 18, 2010
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No narrator, the only god-like entity's allowed here is the principal, and Chuck Norris. No other powerful people stuff! Besides, you have to prove you are good at it.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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at 2:22AM, March 19, 2010
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And the Janitor.
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at 2:27AM, March 19, 2010
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Inside 1337's head
"Gee, sure is a swell day. Is that a flying trash ca- OH JESUS CHRIST!!!"
"Gee, sure is a swell day. Is that a flying trash ca- OH JESUS CHRIST!!!"
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Kroatz
at 7:43AM, March 19, 2010
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I am the only godlike entity allowed on drunkduck.
'Nuff said.
'Nuff said.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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I Am The 1337 Master
at 8:47AM, March 19, 2010
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And all the ashes were talking. It was horrifying! They all thought they were the ones with real power but didn't know 1337's true plan for all of them.
1337 used his power to try and narrate something without a need for narration. The trash can had hurt him and now he was angry. He decided to enact his plan at this very moment. He knew there was no stopping him and what's done would be DONE.
1337 used confusion!
1337 used his power to try and narrate something without a need for narration. The trash can had hurt him and now he was angry. He decided to enact his plan at this very moment. He knew there was no stopping him and what's done would be DONE.
1337 used confusion!
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at 3:32PM, March 19, 2010
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There is only one true god.
Ozone
Its funny because im over using this image
Ozone
Its funny because im over using this image
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Mettaur
at 3:41PM, March 19, 2010
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What happens when you switch the current in an electromagnet? Reward for this one is… this hat! 
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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