Give reasons for why the chicken crossed the road.
Barrack Obama: The winds of change move the chickens to new horizons.
George Harrison: It crossed the road because the ten-winged king of peace, Chick-Na, beseeched it to from within…
Zork: You move North, across the asphalt road - a wise move by anyone's standards to get out of the way of the grue. You see a building to the East with a sign in front.
>READ SIGN
Chickens can't read.
>EAST
You enter, only to find that it's a chicken shack and horrible things happen to you within.
***You have died.***
You may RESTART, LOAD a saved game, or QUIT.
H.P. Lovecraft: The crack in the road opened to reveal teeth, and F'aark'ha'lugh the road god was well fed…
MAFIA... and other forum games
Teh rode. Teh chikkin crossis it.
Klarga
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The unibrow in the avatar is an optical illusion
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The chicken crossed the road to get away from forum games
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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The chicken crossed the road for this thread, and because of shit beetles.
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I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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The chicken crossed the road 'cause the forum people (and a few aliens) wanted to eat chicken pie.
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The chicken crossed the road because the statue of liberty's head was flying at it when a giant spider monster knocked it off. It was also running to a medical tent because it was about to explode because a smaller spider monster bit it.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Insanity
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The chicken crossed the road to get away from the pink part of Sea Cow's Sig
AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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freakenburger
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The chicken crosed the road to ask for a job in KFC.
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the chicken crossed the road to get away from the pack of wolves who wanted to kill and eat it, but there was another pack on the other side, so it just lyed down in the middle of the road and waited for its death…
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freakenburger
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ssbguyHoly crap, that's the 2nd funniest thing I found in DD forums ever!
the chicken crossed the road to get away from the pack of wolves who wanted to kill and eat it, but there was another pack on the other side, so it just lyed down in the middle of the road and waited for its death…
The chicken crossed the street because it wanted to cause a freaky accident, like the NASCAR ones.
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Sea_Cow
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The chicken crossed the street because it was too much of an emo pussy to go down the road and make it count.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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freakenburger
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Uncyclopedia: “The chicken crossed the street because Chuck Norris said it would”.
Russian Reversal: “In Mother Russia, the street crosses YOU!”
Russian Reversal: “In Mother Russia, the street crosses YOU!”
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iain_westy
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The chicken did not cros the road. he was pushed. its MURDER I tell you
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.
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ssbguy
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The Crazy Chicken crossed the road because he wanted to out-do the Drunk Duck. :p
bad reason, I know.
bad reason, I know.
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iain_westy
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The chiken Crossed the road to scair away vampires.
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.
Check out Void_If_Removed
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I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Jesus is love <3.
Check out Void_If_Removed
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I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Jesus is love <3.
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ssbguy
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the chicken crossed the road to meet with the other animals of the Chinese Zodiac for a party!
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The chicken was an emo chicken trying to kill itself…
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