rules are easy

i am a genie and oyu get 3 wishes then wait for a day and make 3 more after but the 2nd person must try and make a story on how the 1st person wishes make the 1st persons life misiarible its easy! welp whos first?

OKey dokey.

1. I wish Mitch Hedberg and John Lennon were still alive.
2. I wish I didn't live in the most boring city on earth.
3. I wish I had more chocolate right now.

YAY!

1st wish: granted Mitch and John are still alive, but its not the people you where thinking of turns out there are alot of Mitch Hedberg's and John Lennons out there.
2nd wish: granted now you live in the deadliest city on Earth.
3rd wish: granted the chocolate was poisoned by one of your neighbor's (sure does suck living in the deadliest city on Earth huh?)

Alright my turn.
1: I wish that my wishes are not negative in any way.
2: I wish I was dating a really hot chick.
3: I wish I could just think about it and gain any superpower I wanted.






Woohoo! Grant that!

1st wish granted, no one wants to have his wishes screwed…
2nd wish granted, that chicken is like 60°Celcius hot…
3rd wish granted, granted but you can't be Batman, everybody wants to be him so no…

awrite,
1st wish, I want to be able to understand all spoken languages
2nd wish, I need better internet
3ed wish, “all I want for christmas is youuuuuu!”

First, second, and third wish denied.

I wish people would stop necro-posting in Forum Games.

awwwww, humorman, just ‘cause it’s an old thread doesn't mean we can't still play it.

1. You realise everyone in France hates you.
2. Viruses can now download onto your computer so fast Norton can't do shit.
3. There were no airholes in the box.

1. I wish for a gibson dark fire. (guitar)
2. I wish to have my comic become the most popular comic ever.
3. I wish for true love… nah just kidding, infinite money.

1st granted, well its at least a Gibson guitar , and its on dark fire
2nd granted, but only because of exesive advertising and people still don't get your houmour XD
3rd granted, but its in zimbwabe dollars :(

okay my turn
1. I wish for a super transforming robot
2. a rubber chicken who does ‘the robot’
3. a large collection of anime

1, your super transforming robot is actually a sentient robot, and his name is Negatron, and he hates all you dirty little meatbags. So he blows up your home, kills your family, and leaves you there to live with it as he moves on to kill and destroy.

2. Your rubber chicken is possessed by the spirit of Osama Bin Laden who was executed while disguised as Saddam Hussein, and he keeps whispering to you while he dances about bomb schematics and his plans to destroy the Vatican and the Mona Lisa. Just when you thought the madness could grow no worse, the FBI shows up at your house because of all the websites the chicken has been to, and the fact that enough explosives have been shipped to your house to level a city block. Things aren't looking good, and you'll probably spend the rest of your life in prison, or worse, Guantanamo Bay.

3. Your large collection of anime just happens to catch the eye of a certain yakuza boss who's displeased you've just bootlegged about $10k worth of anime from his companies. He then sends a team of ninjas to cut off your fingers and ears. Before they can, you're abducted by pirates, and as the most epic naval battle to ever to take place rages around you, one lone ninja manages to cut off your left hand, and a pirate your right. You manage to make your escape with a young pirate turned ninja, but after days of being lost at sea, you feel your strength ebbing as she starts to eye you hungrily. You survive, but only after your legs have been mostly eaten.



My wishes are

1. I wish I had a lightsaber.
2. I wish I had Lei Fang.
3. I wish I had a cookie.

1st wish: Granted, you “accidentally” kill your family, go to court and everyone wants you free so your set free, but the government knowing this is a bad idea hires a hitman to assassinate you. (he succeeds)

2nd wish: (assuming your still alive) granted but sadly slavery is indeed illegal.

3rd wish: You get a cookie so huge that you keep it outside. First its on the ground so really nasty. Second birds are attracted to it. And third everyone wants a piece.



I wish …

1. that school would realize I'm very intelligent.
2. that I could have the Hakoshen's lighsaber (cause that's to cool)
3. that comics where based on a day in my life.

1st wish granted, but you realize that that the school is run by kindergarteners…
2nd wish granted, but its stuck in your belly, ouch…
3rd wish granted, but no one reads the comics because onthing really happens in them XD

I wish…
1. that I had the guts to ask this girl I like, out…
2. that there would be a zombie outburst like in left4dead
3. that facebook would crash, so most of the people at school had to start learning in their classes XD

1. She's a bitch once you get to actually meet her

2. The first person dead is you

3. everyone goes to myspace

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1. I wish I had a scanner for Vista

2. I wish everything that happens to the main character of my comic “Another Day in Another Dimension” happens to me

3. I wish I had the powers of Wearhog(Sonic Unleashed)

1. You do, but it breaks.
2. This includes only existing when your comic updates.
3. You have the power of where hog, in other words, you are a giant pig that no one can ever find.

1. I wish for super powers.
2. I wish my comic became increadibly popular AND everyone in the world loved it.
3. This time I actually will wish for true love since the money thing didn't work out.

1. You're over worked

2. It is but when you go to sign autographs people get over exited and trample you.

3. Watch Fireproof, and everything that happens to the main character happens to you, even though half of it is not that bad.


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1. I wish I could update my comic

2. I wish I knew how to use Inkscape

3. I wish I could rip sprites