Of all the places I've worked, a corporate office was the closest to being back in high school. I loathed high school. Now, I'm not talking gather up 100 rounds of .223 remington loathing, that would be for working retail.

I believe retail employees should be given the 00, licensed to kill designation. When Karen's red face is polluting the atmosphere with her shrieks, a reasoned dialogue trying to affect change is not indicated.

We should consider the greater good.