Who saves the hardworking moms, pops, waitresses and ungrateful fry cooks from rude biker gang punks and other terrible dangers? Smorty Smythe and his dragon fists, that's who. He's a kung-fu monk with a baby face and a naive streak a mile wide. About as silly as it ...

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The People That Melt in The Rain is a finalist in the Small Press Idol competition for 2010.
This basically means we have a special issue of the comic coming out in print from The Dimestore Distro. It's the story that's currently running on this site, but ...

UPDATE:
If any of you users notice additional bugs on the site, feel free to let me know in the forums here or PQ me.

Hi everyone,

As you're all probably very well aware by now, we have been experiencing major site issues on the Duck over the past ...

Please keep reporting issues- there is a thread or two in General, and several around the Help forums. It will be easier for us to keep track of what is reported if you can stick to a thread that's already been made, rather than creating new ones.

We are ...

DrunkDuck is running at a decent speed now (they have had to do a bunch of server configurations), but there’s still some lingering issues (mostly having to do with site redirects) that need to be spotted and fixed.

- Currently URLs are case-sensitive, and often require a / at the end ...

Sorry this is slightly late guys, I've had a distracting week and whenever I remembered I had a newspost to do I was away from the computer or already in bed or something. Also um I have kind of been playing New Vegas a lot. But here it is ...

Hey all, with the new redesign of DD they are introducing a new ad network (which personally, I hope means fewer annoying/sneaky ads?) As part of this though, DD is not allowed to have adult (sex, not alcohol or gambling) ads on its pages, which includes ads which users ...

The release of the Drunk Duck redesign is almost here! Good work and thank you beta testers, keep reporting anything you find!

Halloween is coming soon! I'm not sure why but this year there's just not much going on for it around the site. A couple people have ...

RobotFriday is a funny humour comic strip about a group of silly friends, their daily life the stupid things they do and their observations on life. They're creative people in a largely uncreative world.
The art is up to a professional standard, it's very good looking work! Read ...

In preparation for the transfer of the redesigned site, there will be some times in the next week or so where Drunk Duck will be a bit slow. You may have noticed some of that today!

A couple of mornings from 1am-4am pst (that's early morning eastern, morning GMT ...