You can now read old newspost! …Well, you always could in the Main Page/Newspost Discussion forum but now it's more convenient! All you have to do is go down to the bottom of this newspost and click on “Read Past News” and you're all set.

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Time for another fun-filled newspost! Since “guys and guy-ettes” sounded a bit chauvanistic toward women last time, here's something chauvanistic toward men to even things out: Hello goddesses and useless meat-sacks!

Does that make me a modern “woman of today” now that I can freely insult men? I feel ...

Welcome back to Drunk Duck!

Hey guys (and gals, or you know… womyn or something), if you're here then you know Drunk Duck is back. Congratulations! To… us I guess.

This blog/news post will be a fairly brief rundown of how some things work around here. Keep in ...