Dragonfire10503 at 4:40PM, March 19, 2019

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Ozmandious at 2:28PM, Jan. 31, 2011

uh oh... I had similar issues with Jehovah's Witnesses, until I answered the door in a towel, then they stopped coming over.

NightReflection at 11:02AM, Jan. 28, 2011

Keep a list of sins handy...

RazorD9 at 10:33AM, Jan. 28, 2011

Yes Mr. Teapot, our evil plan to return home is about to start, yes. Fox News commenters praying at your door eh? Sounds scary, but can be fixed. While they pray, sprinkle kosher or any kind of rock salt onto there shoes. If asked, say you are purifying there souls. They will either pray harder or leave.

rmccool at 6:08AM, Jan. 28, 2011

hard to tell they did the silent prayer deal so I couldn't hear what they was a telling there god about me...

ghostrunner at 3:28AM, Jan. 28, 2011

prayed to have them or prayed for them to be fruitful and multiply?

ghostrunner at 3:27AM, Jan. 28, 2011

i love that crooked smile