Ladies and gentlemen,
Hobos and tramps,
Cross eye moskitos and bow legge ants!
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you a story I know nothing about!
One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot at each other!
And if you don't believe this LIEit's true!
Ask the blind lady on the corner she saw it too.