A member of Stupidus Dumasskis found within the southern United States, Kassie seems to be nocturnal, and fuels herself on Mello Yello and pancakes. Her daily activates include listening to music, sleeping, reading comics, watching anime, playing video games, and procrastinating. A lot of procrastinating.

When Kassie isn't doing these things, she seems to work on something called a comic book and ustream.

Kassie's child, a CatDragon thing, was born the last few weeks of high school in 2003.