What does artificial intelligence get up to when its makers
go extinct? In a land called ‘The Future’ (called that for longer than anyone
can remember) the computers have gone mad. In The Future, the year is >1986
(by consensus), the Player has no idea WHAT they are (let alone who they were),
and -OHMYFUCKINGGODISTHATAGIANTMETALBUG?!

In zir first adventure, the Player (and their semi-sentient
gun) must confront the mono-manias of Neonfreak and The Parasite as they
attempt to reach the last human popsicle in the cryo-chamber. But what is
Cache, the oh-so helpful narrator, keeping secret? Something f**ked up, no
doubt.

Retro-futurist madness in neon glamour - this is darkly
comic cyberpunk eye-candy from what's left of Merlin Seller's mind.