Me: Hello! I'm-

Liya: Yeah, they know who you are.

Me: and that's-

Liya: they can read you know…

Me: let me speak!

Liya: Fine. Fine.

Me: So… about my comics/future comics…

Liya: She's unreliable. She hasn't even finnished the first part yet!

(Talking about the previous comic i've done featuring us and our favourite characters in battle to see who was better)

Me: uhh… i was busy!

Liya: … you're a shut in with no life. How are you busy?

Me: harsh…

Liya: just stating the truth.

Me: *ignores that* Alright! I have several comics planned! One, which is currently being drawn, is about superpowers! (But not quite…) and the other is just… based on real life…

Liya: who would read that? Nothing interesting ever happens in your life?

Me: *shoves papers into Liya's face* read it.

Liya: *reads* this makes good blackmail…

Me: !!!

Liya: so when are these getting published?
Me: i estimate… a long time… next year maybe?

Liya: unreliable… *shakes head*