If I told you I was a secret killer whale rider with an addiction to the Legend of Zelda and a terrifying OCD hatred for bed wrinkles, would you beleive me? Well you should, because it's true.
I have a whole list of achievements under the “Experience” section of my resume, but I don't feel like fluffing my feathers by mentioning them. Let's just say I'm “compitent” and I love it when people read my comics. It gives me fluffles in my tummy :)