webcomics heh on April 4, 2009
How do you know if you have IT? Well you've either got IT or you don't. Me. I got IT. Oh yes. IT I got. Whereever I go and whatever I do all eyes are fixed on me. Just the other day I was at Quiznos getting my toasted sub on and the wage slave asked me what soda I wanted. I paused for a moment to contemplate which sugary libation would receive the honor of gracing my esophagus.
I turned around to survey the lunch crowd assembled behind me. All eyes were on me. They were inexorably transfixed by my Gordian dilemma. I turned to face the clock on the wall and watched the minute hand eke towards high noon. I felt like Ozymandius, my awesome intellect guiding this helpless mass of the great unwashed towards the future. Oh you want me to hurry up because you're going to be late for work? Well boo fucking hoo. I'm a PROFESSIONAL, I'm doing YOU a favor Ok? I turned back to the register and made my judgement uttering the words that would shine a light in the darkness and guide this motley crew towards a better tomorrow.
“Sprite.” Heh.
Pokkon at 1:46PM, Sept. 27, 2009
I think I'm already enjoying this comic much more than I should. Faved.
Hizke at 12:18AM, May 26, 2009
this is hilarious
Kristen Gudsnuk at 6:16PM, April 11, 2009
wow, he is one cool guy
harkovast at 4:49AM, April 6, 2009
Hooray for Fable! My wife wants you to write more about Fable, or for me to buy her a horse.
Saillestraife at 6:15AM, April 5, 2009
oh god i love you and this comic